Sex Toys

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​Even better, there's no on or off switch directly on the toy! Hours of fun for whoever's holding the remote, and no one else ever!!


  • BonerPhil 01.05.13 @ 10:11pm

    @Pastor of Muppets

    I gave your mom four pink submarines.

  • Daddy Phat Sack 01.04.13 @ 10:43pm

    At first I though ‘Why would anyone mail 5sf a dildo?’ Then I thought ‘So they can make rib crushing comedy’

  • Kevin 01.04.13 @ 6:33pm

    Oh yeah, AS IF Olivia could even handle that whole banjo.

  • Samuraipirate88 01.04.13 @ 11:17am

    Dear 5 second films, in the future ( if I get a round to it) I want to give you all gifts. What should I give you?

  • Ian 01.03.13 @ 12:26pm

    I’m laughing my ass off. That’s great.

  • TheIneptRobustMongoloid 01.03.13 @ 1:43am

    More fan service from Olivia please.

  • Horny4Life(Notwhatyouthink) 01.02.13 @ 11:31pm

    If you pause it at 6 seconds, looks like somebody is taking a dildo to the balls.

  • Pastor of Muppets 01.02.13 @ 9:14pm

    Oh, dammit—almost forgot.


  • Pastor of Muppets 01.02.13 @ 9:13pm

    So the dildo has to be censored but the huge “SEX TOY” Title doesn’t?

    /I give this video four pink submarines

  • padurn 01.02.13 @ 7:01pm

    I think it’s a male plane - a Telefunken U47. You’ll love it…

  • semiknockedout 01.02.13 @ 5:42pm

    Suddenly, 500 new accounts are made on the 5sf website just so people can try and get a banal comment on this weeks Comments video.
    Kind of like this one… -ahem-

  • Enabsflow 01.02.13 @ 10:13am

    Best use of a fan gift. Even more so if it flies into Brian’s ear.

    Wow, my capatcha’s member86. it’s gonna be a good day.

  • ConcernedParent 01.02.13 @ 8:24am

    They should be careful.  That penis could take a persons45 eye out.

  • BigSoph 01.02.13 @ 6:49am

    Russians did it!

    I would have said Simpsons did it but that it outside71 the truth

  • petsinwinter 01.02.13 @ 4:21am

    she wanted a good time, she was looking95 at the wrong man

  • Cherub Cow 01.02.13 @ 3:03am

    The one thing you thought would never betray you to patriarchy :(
    This 5sf makes a fine addition47

    btw, just caught up with Apt 23 (love that show!); congrats to Olivia! Luther fixed her roots and she got to meet the Beek!

  • Billy Pilgrim 01.02.13 @ 2:19am

    I see Brian finally got it to work.
    Rabbits: combining the thrill of sex and the fun of remote control airplanes since whenever it was relevant.

  • Jeff Aurthur 01.02.13 @ 12:44am

    He’s trying to give a flying-oh…nevermind.

  • Whorific 01.02.13 @ 12:36am

    He’s trying to give a flying fuck.

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