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I just want to know where you bought those red aviator sun glasses. I have searched the net high and low for such a pair of sun glasses.
The song was a sped up version of The Tourist from the album OK Computer. You’re welcome.
Funny, but should’ve been called the Presumptive Genie.
@Jeremy THANK YOU! I keep coming back to the comments, looking for answers… And now I have them.
To be honest I’d be ok with the first wish if that happened every time some douche was being… well, a douche.
Olivia Dudley is playing in a new movie I just watch the preview for it. The movie is “Chernobyl Diaries”
Hey 5sf guys. First off, you guys are super mega awesome. Secondly, I felt compelled to comment on your latest video so that maybe you guys can do me a favor. I just saw the new SMBC video with Rouss and Kelsey. Can you help me out by telling kelsey that i’ve never been harder in my life? Thank you and have a nice day
PS - probably set off the creep meter there… well…uhhhh….fuck….uh…well, in typical youtube fashion, shit shit shit shit…..tits.
he didn’t even need magic for the last one lol
@justmichael…How did he get his soup so fast?
Lazy? He works hard to get out of his genie contract.
I need to find the name of the song playing in between the clips…
Is that the first time someone is swearing in 5sf? Or at least a woman swearing in 5sf?
it was Fake Plastic Trees acoustic version,
Album: Unplugged the complete acoustic sessions / The Bends.
@double dipped: YOU WIN
Actually, I was thinking Captain Marvel…
Wait. FUCK. No! I didn’t need all these back issues of Shazam!
Oh well, are any of them collector’s items?
Shit, now my wishes are all gone. :(
your girlfriend starts to talk about her feelings… *Lazy Genie slaps her in the face*
HAHA LOOK AT THE DUMB SON OF BITCH HOLDING AN IPHONE
I dont have much of a problem with the second wish, however, lets dig a little deeper with these wishes. I think that we really look at the genie’s psychological profile what we’ll find out is that he is actually to afraid to do anything on his own, and that he has to use a person as a vessel in order to carry out his vengeance. I think its also safe to say that Shazaam also maybe has ED and because of that he has to live vicariously through another person to do this…. that or he’s just kinda weird.
P.S. It was Brian.
Bar scene: Creepy guy in the background not even eating. Just staring. Waiting.
The poor man never did find the specific album
Hi-Five for Evil Brian Eating Soup at A Bar!
Their are no comedy gods, you just didn’t have a dissapointing enough childhood. You might just be able to learn something from Rich Vos, maybe…
You’re all just a bunch of bitch-made poseurs from Dorkville, USA.
Can someone tell me the the song playing in between clips? If it’s out there, that is my wish.
Shazaam: “Here’s the pony you wished for.”
Me: “What?! I wished for that when I was like FIVE!”
Me: “Why aren’t I a fucking astronaut?!!”
also, nice mustache and goatee…
this goes with my earlier comment about the eyebrows and trying to rhyme penis and genius .
What the hell? Why does my kitchen smell like vomit?
Who the fuck wishes for a Slurpee on the ground? What a waste.
Would’ve been funnier if Shaquille O’Neal was the genie.
Way to waste a wish. It’s always Radiohead!
The blue of Shazaam reminds me of Babe the Blue Ox, which was up near Brainerd, MN. The first time I ever saw Babe the Blue Ox, my parents also took me to a haunted house attraction. I was 6 at the time and I was scared shitless. Thanks for reminding me of a traumatizing event from the past, 5SF. I think I still have those stained pants somewhere, now that I think of it.
Never buy a magic lamp from Dealbreaker Jones.
Dude can rock himself a baldcap. And blue face paint. Have you ever thought about becoming a Na’vi?
I didn’t know genies could read minds…this makes me rethink all I know about life, reality, and alladin…and maybe why I decided to comment in the first place
What’s the point in putting them in bed together if he doesn’t even take their clothes off? He is lazy!
He likes Radiohead? He doesn’t deserve his wishes.
soooo much better than the movie with Shaq and his lack of acting skills
And for my second wish, I want that copy of Shazaam to be as FAR away form me as possible.
So glad to see Jon got his big part in “This Ain’t Disney’s Aladin XXX”.
When the girl is in the bed she looks a hell of a lot like Natalie Portman.
The last thing you see before you die is an out-of-focus shot of Brian Firenzi’s scowling face and the number 7.
So, is that Brian’s soup eating face? He just scowls at Rouse for interrupting him with the same contempt he had for the TriForce back at Flarpy’s. Brian, I think you should be more aware of the blue guy that vanished and not Rouse’s spasms.
From the poor quality of the other films this week, I’m guessing that the entire budget was taken up by this film? If so, it was totally worth it.
The way he desperately asks what album, trying to make the best out of his last shim-sham wish.
I give this video five evil wishes… Most of them involving the cutie from scene 2, but at least one for the Slurpee from scene 1. Well, that’s not actually an evil wish…. Unless you combine the Slurpee with the girl. Which… Yeah, I did.
/hangs head in shame
OK. You can do this Richard.
You’ve been on this site for two years making funny comments and this is the one week they are going to be read out by the 5SF peeps. True, you’ve not been inspired by any of the other videos this week and this is your last shot but that’s no reason to be nervous, just don’t choke.
I got nothing.
Curse you fickle Gods of comedy!
Damn, can’t hear which song is it in the last one.
Brian “cameo” is amazing in it’s simplicicty, btw.
Oh my god, is that JON WORLEY in the blue paint???
Hey, the cast is off! Wouldn’t that technically count as a fourth wish?
Genie-ous with a ...penie-ous…
hey, it rhymes.
Love the eyebrows
What if this was Jon’s real skincolor and he has to paint is whole body humanlike every day? What a revelation83…
oh, and i have the urge to write ‘genie-ous’ somewhere, sorry.
Yet again, another great way to end the week. I aspire to your comedic genius, O Gods Of The Short Film.
I feel that Shazaam: The Lazy Genie needs his own Long Film.
Get to it, men and women of the interwebz!
Obligatory comment about cuteness of Wish 2 girl…
i’ll have what brian’s having
At least Rousselet survived this episode.
Oh, and the second wish? Most awesomesauce depiction of how it’d really go. (Except when it’s Zanderflex.)
hey!!! is that the girl from “the spy who twirled me”??? ohhhhhhhhhhh:)
great use of mohawk bend!
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