Shazaam: The Lazy Genie

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the name Shazaam? You're thinking about the Shaq movie "Kazaam" aren't you? Turn around. Boom. There's the VHS for it, right behind you. Two wishes left, by the way.

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  • Miguel Florentino 09.07.12 @ 9:13pm

    I just want to know where you bought those red aviator sun glasses. I have searched the net high and low for such a pair of sun glasses.

  • OK Computer 05.20.12 @ 6:12am

    The song was a sped up version of The Tourist from the album OK Computer. You’re welcome.

  • Jake 05.04.12 @ 11:08am

    Funny, but should’ve been called the Presumptive Genie.

  • kendilious 05.01.12 @ 10:07pm

    @Jeremy THANK YOU!  I keep coming back to the comments, looking for answers… And now I have them.

  • Colin 04.30.12 @ 6:18pm

    To be honest I’d be ok with the first wish if that happened every time some douche was being… well, a douche.

  • Someone 04.30.12 @ 5:22pm

    Olivia Dudley is playing in a new movie I just watch the preview for it. The movie is “Chernobyl Diaries”

  • Rick 04.29.12 @ 10:45pm

    Hey 5sf guys. First off, you guys are super mega awesome. Secondly, I felt compelled to comment on your latest video so that maybe you guys can do me a favor. I just saw the new SMBC video with Rouss and Kelsey. Can you help me out by telling kelsey that i’ve never been harder in my life? Thank you and have a nice day wink

    PS - probably set off the creep meter there… well…uhhhh….fuck….uh…well, in typical youtube fashion, shit shit shit shit…..tits.

  • colespock 04.29.12 @ 4:39pm

    he didn’t even need magic for the last one lol

  • neefertiti 04.29.12 @ 4:17pm

    @justmichael…How did he get his soup so fast?

  • neefertiti 04.29.12 @ 4:16pm

    Lazy? He works hard to get out of his genie contract.

  • styx92 04.29.12 @ 3:46pm

    I need to find the name of the song playing in between the clips…

  • msg9090 04.29.12 @ 8:06am

    Is that the first time someone is swearing in 5sf? Or at least a woman swearing in 5sf?

  • Jeremy 04.28.12 @ 11:21pm

    it was Fake Plastic Trees acoustic version,
    Album: Unplugged the complete acoustic sessions / The Bends.

  • Crindy 04.28.12 @ 7:54pm

    @double dipped: YOU WIN

  • Rainspirit 04.28.12 @ 6:48pm

    Actually, I was thinking Captain Marvel…

    Wait. FUCK. No! I didn’t need all these back issues of Shazam!

    Oh well, are any of them collector’s items?

    Shit, now my wishes are all gone. :(

  • Dick Steel 04.28.12 @ 6:47pm

    your girlfriend starts to talk about her feelings… *Lazy Genie slaps her in the face*

  • Dasyati 04.28.12 @ 4:50pm

    HAHA LOOK AT THE DUMB SON OF BITCH HOLDING AN IPHONE

  • bomar 04.28.12 @ 4:32pm

    I dont have much of a problem with the second wish, however, lets dig a little deeper with these wishes. I think that we really look at the genie’s psychological profile what we’ll find out is that he is actually to afraid to do anything on his own, and that he has to use a person as a vessel in order to carry out his vengeance. I think its also safe to say that Shazaam also maybe has ED and because of that he has to live vicariously through another person to do this…. that or he’s just kinda weird.

  • highchairsaretall 04.28.12 @ 1:59pm

    P.S. It was Brian.

  • highchairsaretall 04.28.12 @ 1:59pm

    Bar scene: Creepy guy in the background not even eating. Just staring. Waiting.

  • spaztron 04.28.12 @ 11:13am

    The poor man never did find the specific album

  • justmichael 04.28.12 @ 9:45am

    Hi-Five for Evil Brian Eating Soup at A Bar!

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    @matchstickmen

    Their are no comedy gods, you just didn’t have a dissapointing enough childhood. You might just be able to learn something from Rich Vos, maybe…

  • dustin 04.28.12 @ 12:42am

    You’re all just a bunch of bitch-made poseurs from Dorkville, USA.

  • Saö 04.27.12 @ 11:17pm

    Can someone tell me the the song playing in between clips? If it’s out there, that is my wish.

  • Yeah, yeah 04.27.12 @ 6:13pm

    Shazaam:  “Here’s the pony you wished for.”
    Me:  “What?!  I wished for that when I was like FIVE!”
    Shazaam: ~shazaam~
    Me: “Why aren’t I a fucking astronaut?!!”

  • Mels Bells 04.27.12 @ 5:12pm

    also, nice mustache and goatee…

    this goes with my earlier comment about the eyebrows and trying to rhyme penis and genius .

  • Sandwich 04.27.12 @ 5:04pm

    What the hell?  Why does my kitchen smell like vomit?

  • MEGATRUCK 04.27.12 @ 4:51pm

    Who the fuck wishes for a Slurpee on the ground? What a waste.

  • Got Your Back 04.27.12 @ 2:56pm

    Would’ve been funnier if Shaquille O’Neal was the genie.

  • Beefcake 04.27.12 @ 1:50pm

    Way to waste a wish. It’s always Radiohead!

  • BrosefStalin42 04.27.12 @ 12:59pm

    The blue of Shazaam reminds me of Babe the Blue Ox, which was up near Brainerd, MN. The first time I ever saw Babe the Blue Ox, my parents also took me to a haunted house attraction. I was 6 at the time and I was scared shitless. Thanks for reminding me of a traumatizing event from the past, 5SF. I think I still have those stained pants somewhere, now that I think of it.

  • double dipped 04.27.12 @ 11:45am

    Never buy a magic lamp from Dealbreaker Jones.

  • TCook 04.27.12 @ 11:27am

    Dude can rock himself a baldcap. And blue face paint. Have you ever thought about becoming a Na’vi?

  • geebercreeperalamony 04.27.12 @ 11:16am

    I didn’t know genies could read minds…this makes me rethink all I know about life, reality, and alladin…and maybe why I decided to comment in the first place

  • Roar 04.27.12 @ 10:49am

    What’s the point in putting them in bed together if he doesn’t even take their clothes off?  He is lazy!

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