Can she still call this a blind date if he's plastered hundreds of images of her all over every available surface in his apartment? Or will she be too scarred to care?
@ pastor_of_muppets
No, if you pause it. its just the fabric. either that or extremely small handwriting.
Pastor_of_Muppets12.03.12 @ 10:53am
I just realized…. Were those “used” tissues or crumpled up love letters?
The lotion bottle imples the first, but I could have sworn I saw writing on some of the crumpled pages.
sdaffd12.03.12 @ 10:05am
Wait, what does Maria being immortal have to with with this? I am so confused right now.
Anonymous12.02.12 @ 10:27pm
Well that escalated quickly.
Cherub Cow12.01.12 @ 4:39pm
Oh no! This is a little too “Red Dragon” right now…
And the caption even says “will she be too scarred”—“scarred” (like scars) not “scared” (like afraid).. so after she records the tape on having “had a great privilege” to see him with “awe” there may be a tongue biting and wheelchair fire… 5sf is DARK!
Burrr12.01.12 @ 3:48pm
Was that guy the facebook stalker? if so, this suddenly became a million times funnier.
Literally. one. million. times.
Bob Dole12.01.12 @ 2:13pm
>implying we don’t all have a tattoo of Brain’s girlfriend somewhere on our bodies.
Evil_Spoon2112.01.12 @ 3:44am
I told myself i wasn’t going to make a call me maybe joke. But i want to get Barry Oulette tattooed on my tummy. WOuld there happen to be any copyright issues?
Evil_Spoon2112.01.12 @ 3:41am
I just met you and this is crazy, so heres where im going to put our babies
Eluv11.30.12 @ 3:53pm
Chronicles of a Love Unfound, by Michael E. Peter.
Ian11.30.12 @ 10:53am
Ahh Britanick…
BMDNERD11.30.12 @ 8:14am
So…does he think she’s hot?
Pastor_of_Muppets11.30.12 @ 7:33am
@ tron: you’ve had a fantasy about being caught obsessing over a porn star, by that same porn star?
To each his own, I guess.
/I give this video four Flickr accounts and a “hidden” Picasa account
//you know, don’t want to accidentally lose anything
HaroldJohanson11.30.12 @ 5:50am
Note the poster with Kelsey. I guess we know who’s next.
bigsoph11.30.12 @ 5:26am
Remember my name, baby. Because you are going to be saying it later. To the cops for them to write on the restraining order.
yeah!
tron11.30.12 @ 5:25am
I’ve had this same fantasy, only with a pornstar, not a model. I mean, come on.
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This was too funny. Could not stop laughing lol
@ pastor_of_muppets
No, if you pause it. its just the fabric. either that or extremely small handwriting.
I just realized…. Were those “used” tissues or crumpled up love letters?
The lotion bottle imples the first, but I could have sworn I saw writing on some of the crumpled pages.
Wait, what does Maria being immortal have to with with this? I am so confused right now.
Well that escalated quickly.
Oh no! This is a little too “Red Dragon” right now…
And the caption even says “will she be too scarred”—“scarred” (like scars) not “scared” (like afraid).. so after she records the tape on having “had a great privilege” to see him with “awe” there may be a tongue biting and wheelchair fire… 5sf is DARK!
Was that guy the facebook stalker? if so, this suddenly became a million times funnier.
Literally. one. million. times.
>implying we don’t all have a tattoo of Brain’s girlfriend somewhere on our bodies.
I told myself i wasn’t going to make a call me maybe joke. But i want to get Barry Oulette tattooed on my tummy. WOuld there happen to be any copyright issues?
I just met you and this is crazy, so heres where im going to put our babies
Chronicles of a Love Unfound, by Michael E. Peter.
Ahh Britanick…
So…does he think she’s hot?
@ tron: you’ve had a fantasy about being caught obsessing over a porn star, by that same porn star?
To each his own, I guess.
/I give this video four Flickr accounts and a “hidden” Picasa account
//you know, don’t want to accidentally lose anything
Note the poster with Kelsey. I guess we know who’s next.
Remember my name, baby. Because you are going to be saying it later. To the cops for them to write on the restraining order.
yeah!
I’ve had this same fantasy, only with a pornstar, not a model. I mean, come on.