If you accomplish something minor, look over your shoulder. If you're about to humblebrag to someone about your angry birds score, think twice. Because the matron is always watching. And her tea is hot.
I’m observing a moment of silence for the Stella that had to die during that second skit. I hope it was empty.
SputNik12.23.11 @ 4:42pm
Aside from this being hilarious, just think how many times they would have said “I don’t like you” to that baby in order to train him/her. You must suffer for your art, even if it leads to sudden mental breakdown due to exposed memories whilst under hypnosis.
Also “Sorry shit-dick” just made that first sketch!
B1312.18.11 @ 4:49pm
shayshay - awesome you’d say that lol; gotta love Maria.
ts12.15.11 @ 9:25pm
wut was right. i’m too much of a dubstep hipster to ever set foot in a starbux. i was at intelligensia two blocks down and knocked him over from 800 yards.
kind of a sad story really. the blast pushed him into a frappucino maker and he got completely…frapped. they’ve put up a tip jar for his funeral expenses if you want to throw an extra fifteen cents in.
shayshay12.11.11 @ 6:36pm
I was going to say, “Wow, her accent sounds fake…”
Then I realized my only conception of British accents is based loosely on movies and television, and that would be a completely ignorant thing to say.
Good job, Maria!
pangea12.09.11 @ 5:39am
So ts is one of those assholes too occupied with his cellphone to pay for his items and get out of the way of other customers.
wut12.06.11 @ 10:38am
Were you watching it inline? or… like did it just go that far? while you were ordering? headphones?
ts12.06.11 @ 9:03am
The “sorry shitdick” line made me shoot my morning coffee out my nose. You owe Starbucks a new barista.
shnarf12.05.11 @ 12:57am
I did megalulz!
Also can we just all agree that firenzi is punching waaaaay above his weight.
Han Solo12.05.11 @ 12:56am
You hear that, 5SF? You are my life.
Han Solo12.05.11 @ 12:56am
I think she’s great, regardless of her accent. Sure, Kelsey and Liv are amazing, but there’s always room for more females in my life.
;D
Carl12.03.11 @ 1:10pm
Are the A- and A+ tests the same prop?
Breaded breakfast dish12.03.11 @ 7:16am
I’m a real English muffin, and I can say unequivocally that there is no way she is a real breakfast food.
Stern German Commisar12.03.11 @ 12:22am
SHE VAS A VORTHLESS SCHWEINHUND! EXECUTE HER AT VONCE!
Jeremy12.02.11 @ 9:24pm
Eh she doesnt do it for me. Where are Kelsey and Olivia when you want it done for you? Im only a creep on the internet folks!
TCook12.02.11 @ 8:31pm
I’m sure she’s far more lenient with her TIRAMASUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Araphax12.02.11 @ 5:38pm
Grants?
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNTSSSS
tgells12.02.11 @ 4:46pm
Grant!!!!!
Sterner British Thor-axe12.02.11 @ 4:14pm
She did alright, could have been more condescending though. *sips tea*
Rogue Deviant12.02.11 @ 2:40pm
@Kalvyn Evans: My guess, since the shot was on the back of the baby’s head, is that they had her point at the picture, then had her say ‘Polk,’ then dubbed it over the clip.
Rogue Deviant12.02.11 @ 2:35pm
Thing is, he’s not even apologizing, he’s just calling him a ‘sorry shitdick.’
ehh12.02.11 @ 1:47pm
EHH…
Me_Goddammit12.02.11 @ 1:30pm
Wow, it’s true, women ARE to blame for there being no tea in this.
Me_Goddammit12.02.11 @ 1:28pm
That’s hot.
Oh, and shitdick.
Alex12.02.11 @ 12:43pm
Whoever has said that Maria isn’t British, you are wrongggg.
Rob cont12.02.11 @ 12:28pm
her natural accent*
Rob12.02.11 @ 12:26pm
Seriously, Maria is English. The fact that you doubt it is testament to how awesome she is at acting that you even think she’s acting when she’s using her natural acting.
british12.02.11 @ 12:02pm
Hi ‘Maria’ (if that’s your REAL name), I am actually genuinely English..and your accent… is not
Jess12.02.11 @ 11:35am
Grant’s back?!
GRANT’S BACK!
Kalvyn Evans12.02.11 @ 11:12am
Yeah, she looks nothing like a british matron, way too hot. But how in the HELL did you get a baby to pick out James K. Polk?
Rogue Deviant12.02.11 @ 10:34am
Unless you’re looking for ‘stern British au pair,’ which is a whole different kink. !D
Rogue Deviant12.02.11 @ 10:32am
I feel like it’s more of a bitchy Dynasty vibe. You want a stern matron, you need to plain Maria out a little, a severe bun, a pair of ugly glasses, stuff like that.
Kryslewin412.02.11 @ 10:22am
I know what I WANT for Christmas! O.o
Rogue Deviant12.02.11 @ 10:21am
So his brother got an A+? Hmm. Intriguing, since he has THE SAME TEST PAPER!!! DUN-DUN-DAAAAH!!!
Rogue Deviant12.02.11 @ 10:18am
So Brian finally wrote sketches out of his girlfriend’s sex-talk. Bold. !D
Maria12.02.11 @ 9:48am
Hi ‘British’, I am actually genuinely English…grew up in North London my entire life…haha that is my normal voice :/
5dollarfootlong12.02.11 @ 8:43am
Maria can condescend me all day long.
british12.02.11 @ 6:48am
terrible british accent, should have just used her normal voice…
theon12.02.11 @ 5:37am
best 20sf ever created in the stone age mhahahahahahahaha
Comments
I’m observing a moment of silence for the Stella that had to die during that second skit. I hope it was empty.
Aside from this being hilarious, just think how many times they would have said “I don’t like you” to that baby in order to train him/her. You must suffer for your art, even if it leads to sudden mental breakdown due to exposed memories whilst under hypnosis.
Also “Sorry shit-dick” just made that first sketch!
shayshay - awesome you’d say that lol; gotta love Maria.
wut was right. i’m too much of a dubstep hipster to ever set foot in a starbux. i was at intelligensia two blocks down and knocked him over from 800 yards.
kind of a sad story really. the blast pushed him into a frappucino maker and he got completely…frapped. they’ve put up a tip jar for his funeral expenses if you want to throw an extra fifteen cents in.
I was going to say, “Wow, her accent sounds fake…”
Then I realized my only conception of British accents is based loosely on movies and television, and that would be a completely ignorant thing to say.
Good job, Maria!
So ts is one of those assholes too occupied with his cellphone to pay for his items and get out of the way of other customers.
Were you watching it inline? or… like did it just go that far? while you were ordering? headphones?
The “sorry shitdick” line made me shoot my morning coffee out my nose. You owe Starbucks a new barista.
I did megalulz!
Also can we just all agree that firenzi is punching waaaaay above his weight.
You hear that, 5SF? You are my life.
I think she’s great, regardless of her accent. Sure, Kelsey and Liv are amazing, but there’s always room for more females in my life.
;D
Are the A- and A+ tests the same prop?
I’m a real English muffin, and I can say unequivocally that there is no way she is a real breakfast food.
SHE VAS A VORTHLESS SCHWEINHUND! EXECUTE HER AT VONCE!
Eh she doesnt do it for me. Where are Kelsey and Olivia when you want it done for you? Im only a creep on the internet folks!
I’m sure she’s far more lenient with her TIRAMASUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Grants?
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNTSSSS
Grant!!!!!
She did alright, could have been more condescending though. *sips tea*
@Kalvyn Evans: My guess, since the shot was on the back of the baby’s head, is that they had her point at the picture, then had her say ‘Polk,’ then dubbed it over the clip.
Thing is, he’s not even apologizing, he’s just calling him a ‘sorry shitdick.’
EHH…
Wow, it’s true, women ARE to blame for there being no tea in this.
That’s hot.
Oh, and shitdick.
Whoever has said that Maria isn’t British, you are wrongggg.
her natural accent*
Seriously, Maria is English. The fact that you doubt it is testament to how awesome she is at acting that you even think she’s acting when she’s using her natural acting.
Hi ‘Maria’ (if that’s your REAL name), I am actually genuinely English..and your accent… is not
Grant’s back?!
GRANT’S BACK!
Yeah, she looks nothing like a british matron, way too hot. But how in the HELL did you get a baby to pick out James K. Polk?
Unless you’re looking for ‘stern British au pair,’ which is a whole different kink. !D
I feel like it’s more of a bitchy Dynasty vibe. You want a stern matron, you need to plain Maria out a little, a severe bun, a pair of ugly glasses, stuff like that.
I know what I WANT for Christmas! O.o
So his brother got an A+? Hmm. Intriguing, since he has THE SAME TEST PAPER!!! DUN-DUN-DAAAAH!!!
So Brian finally wrote sketches out of his girlfriend’s sex-talk. Bold. !D
Hi ‘British’, I am actually genuinely English…grew up in North London my entire life…haha that is my normal voice :/
Maria can condescend me all day long.
terrible british accent, should have just used her normal voice…
best 20sf ever created in the stone age mhahahahahahahaha
but realy it is AWSOME
Screw that… I’m buying a shotgun…
She is as pretty as she is confidence crushing.
Ah, a rare Maria sighting. Jolly good.
@WATF…...............wtf.
5SF have done it again, great vid
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