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I’m observing a moment of silence for the Stella that had to die during that second skit. I hope it was empty.
Aside from this being hilarious, just think how many times they would have said “I don’t like you” to that baby in order to train him/her. You must suffer for your art, even if it leads to sudden mental breakdown due to exposed memories whilst under hypnosis.
Also “Sorry shit-dick” just made that first sketch!
shayshay - awesome you’d say that lol; gotta love Maria.
wut was right. i’m too much of a dubstep hipster to ever set foot in a starbux. i was at intelligensia two blocks down and knocked him over from 800 yards.
kind of a sad story really. the blast pushed him into a frappucino maker and he got completely…frapped. they’ve put up a tip jar for his funeral expenses if you want to throw an extra fifteen cents in.
I was going to say, “Wow, her accent sounds fake…”
Then I realized my only conception of British accents is based loosely on movies and television, and that would be a completely ignorant thing to say.
Good job, Maria!
So ts is one of those assholes too occupied with his cellphone to pay for his items and get out of the way of other customers.
Were you watching it inline? or… like did it just go that far? while you were ordering? headphones?
The “sorry shitdick” line made me shoot my morning coffee out my nose. You owe Starbucks a new barista.
I did megalulz!
Also can we just all agree that firenzi is punching waaaaay above his weight.
You hear that, 5SF? You are my life.
I think she’s great, regardless of her accent. Sure, Kelsey and Liv are amazing, but there’s always room for more females in my life.
Are the A- and A+ tests the same prop?
I’m a real English muffin, and I can say unequivocally that there is no way she is a real breakfast food.
SHE VAS A VORTHLESS SCHWEINHUND! EXECUTE HER AT VONCE!
Eh she doesnt do it for me. Where are Kelsey and Olivia when you want it done for you? Im only a creep on the internet folks!
I’m sure she’s far more lenient with her TIRAMASUUUUUUUUUUUU.
She did alright, could have been more condescending though. *sips tea*
@Kalvyn Evans: My guess, since the shot was on the back of the baby’s head, is that they had her point at the picture, then had her say ‘Polk,’ then dubbed it over the clip.
Thing is, he’s not even apologizing, he’s just calling him a ‘sorry shitdick.’
Wow, it’s true, women ARE to blame for there being no tea in this.
Oh, and shitdick.
Whoever has said that Maria isn’t British, you are wrongggg.
her natural accent*
Seriously, Maria is English. The fact that you doubt it is testament to how awesome she is at acting that you even think she’s acting when she’s using her natural acting.
Hi ‘Maria’ (if that’s your REAL name), I am actually genuinely English..and your accent… is not
Yeah, she looks nothing like a british matron, way too hot. But how in the HELL did you get a baby to pick out James K. Polk?
Unless you’re looking for ‘stern British au pair,’ which is a whole different kink. !D
I feel like it’s more of a bitchy Dynasty vibe. You want a stern matron, you need to plain Maria out a little, a severe bun, a pair of ugly glasses, stuff like that.
I know what I WANT for Christmas! O.o
So his brother got an A+? Hmm. Intriguing, since he has THE SAME TEST PAPER!!! DUN-DUN-DAAAAH!!!
So Brian finally wrote sketches out of his girlfriend’s sex-talk. Bold. !D
Hi ‘British’, I am actually genuinely English…grew up in North London my entire life…haha that is my normal voice :/
Maria can condescend me all day long.
terrible british accent, should have just used her normal voice…
best 20sf ever created in the stone age mhahahahahahahaha
but realy it is AWSOME
Screw that… I’m buying a shotgun…
She is as pretty as she is confidence crushing.
Ah, a rare Maria sighting. Jolly good.
5SF have done it again, great vid
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