Sunday Morning Strut
Neither of them died. Death is a construct, waiting to be escaped. However, they both got old and feeble, living eternally at the age of 85, as years blended into seconds blended into fortnights, everyone they knew passed away before their withered dry eyeballs and their tortured souls ached for the sweet release of darkness.
Comments
I’ve noticed recently that whenever Alec Owen is in a sketch with Olivia, he always does something wrong. This video, Sex Toys, and XXXmas Cookies all support this statement.
I can’t get over how funny this is.
Most videos I’ve seen are him coming out to the world. Through time and space we see a man with great courage who doesn’t allow societal standards to dictate his life in any way shape or form. It’s this that makes humanity great…..now I’m hungry for a sandwich bye!
Neither of them died because neither of them are Paul
So I get that the song is by the Bee Gees, and the lyrics and actions match up with said song, but if instead the chosen song had been by Marvin Gaye, I do believe my mind would have been thoroughly blown. An example “I been feelin’ ... gay…”
” ... ”
“I’m sorry”
I really felt a connection with the video description narrative this week. 5sf is capturing the soul of “shamelessly killing actors on the background of The Twilight Zone.”
Bravo, 5sf.
Bravo.
Is this the logical follow-up to “Confused Dick”?
Also: Hurray, they actually corrected the video image!
is it just me or have the past few video descriptions been a bit dark?
As a manly lover of the BeeGees and other 70’s pop and funk I don’t see the problem. Plus Alec is quite dashing in that retro gear… oh wait…
@miked
Not sure. if I. should feel complimented. or insulted.
Also. why are we. speaking like. William Shatner?
And thus Bummer Week 2 quietly came to a close.
Seems like a slowly dawning revelation for this guy… ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMARTwEBfvs )
Which, you know, if he needs help figuring it out… he can give me a call. Ever since Brian started getting friendly with that lady of the opposite sex, I’ve had nowhere to direct my fanboy daydreams! :’(
@Don: Both, actually. It lasts the whole damn weekend.
Even when Olivia is dressed as a guy, it’s still Jon Worley
Wait. The video title says “Sunday Morning Strut”, but the video image at the bottom says “Saturday Morning Strut”. So, which one is it? I GOTSTA KNOW!!!
Upon years of investigating his inability to be aroused by Olivia, Alec finally realized that his infatuation with disco jackets, gold chains, and the BeeGees confirmed that he was, in fact, gay.
That fence has seen more epiphanies than Taylor Swift’s exes realizing their going to be her next big hit.
AverageJoe….
not..so..average..
Fence of realisation
I, too, am disappointed by the lack of death here. Not because I wanted anyone to die, but because I thought I had figured out why the descriptions kept making everyone die. I realized that the deaths vaguely matched with the poem in Agatha Christie’s book ‘And Then There Were None’, for example:
“Ten little Soldier Boys went out to dine;
One choked his little self and then there were nine.” - Paul went out and was killed by a banana, possibly for revenge, and was stopping him before he could cause any more harm to food by going out to eat.
“Nine little Soldier Boys sat up very late;
One overslept himself and then there were eight.” - Hobo Michael froze to death during the night.
“Eight little Soldier Boys travelling in Devon;
One said he’d stay there and then there were seven.” - Andrew W.K. caused Brian and Maria to travel to New York, where they all died and stayed… along with millions of others.
Due to the crazy way my head works, I thought you were doing something really clever. It’s kind of a let down that it wasn’t what I thought it was, even if it was a huuuuge stretch, but hey, still a funny week.
Also, I wonder if there’s a character limit for these comments… let’s find out!
Gay!
No, seriously… that’s actually proper in this context
That blonde afro was a bit much for me. I don’t know how I can go on knowing that an oddly big blonde afro exists…
Nobody died? I want my money back.