The Zookeeper’s Worst Day Ever
The monkeys learned to talk that day, which was . They all said "Your marriage is crumbling. See a therapist together. Give her some bananas, too. Chicks love bananas." With an arrogance all-too-common to zookeepers, he ignored the first two sentences in favor of the latter two. It would cost him dearly, but admittedly it helped him garner a few more bananas for himself.