The Big Creep

Last Film Last Film
My ex-wife, may she rot in Yonkers, asked me to never take another case from a two-bit, -faced and-legged hood/dame ever again. It was suicide, she said. But to me, it wasn't suicide. It was Wednesday. Anyways, what do I care what a calendar thinks? With my brand of punch-drunk clientele, Boxing Day's every day. I got the black eyes and blacker coffee to prove it.


  • chibmr 12.04.16 @ 1:02am

    Ti3RW9 ncmexmfafgup, qryhfoorgxwl, [link=]zbuucbupjlmg[/link],

  • TheDew 01.24.13 @ 6:23am


  • Thor-axe the Impaler 08.29.11 @ 4:55pm

    Prairie home companion reference?

  • Mert Karaca 05.25.11 @ 11:21am

    I asked Ben about it, he said that these legs werent his. They were Olivias. There, i solved your mystery! Now go back to bed61!

  • octop 01.16.11 @ 1:47pm

    i don’t think this is actually the guy leg O_o

  • SputNik 10.05.10 @ 2:29am

    Love it… and what a great pair of legs indeed…

  • wererat2000 09.27.10 @ 6:44pm

    wow… i’ve never seen a guy that had the legs to pull that off

  • Carth 08.18.10 @ 6:03pm

    I had my wisdom teeth removed about the time this video came out. It hurt to smile or laugh because of the stitches, but I watched this anyway and didn’t care how much it hurt. Now, my boyfriend just got his wisdom teeth out, so i showed it to him. Even though I told him I wouldn’t.

    Heartwarming story I just told.

  • WeirdDybbuk 07.13.10 @ 1:59am

    The music makes this.

  • AnarchistGrandpa 06.28.10 @ 1:26pm

    ooooooooooooooooooooook…......didnt wanna see that! lol

  • Charles Bukowski 01.25.10 @ 4:16pm

    This must be from the book “PULP”!

  • Andelle 01.04.10 @ 10:45pm

    Bahaha. Film noir spoofs are always funny.

  • tania 12.10.09 @ 4:02am

    long troubles :D

  • Uninvited guest to 4 year old's birthday party 08.28.09 @ 8:16pm

    Shit had to change my pants

  • BuckTJ 08.25.09 @ 9:16am


  • BJ Garado 08.25.09 @ 3:13am

    my fav blonde IS in this one

  • Nex 08.24.09 @ 5:07pm

    Original, amazing, and hilarious. And those legs go on forever.

  • Lucky Cynic 08.24.09 @ 3:51pm

    pfffhahahaha! Nicely done.

  • SuperKev 08.24.09 @ 5:26am

    Bwa ha ha ha! So disappointed…thought my fav blonde would be in this one…but that’s the oNLY disappointment, GREAT STUFF! HAHA. Those legs are like “Ralphie’s Dad’s ‘Electric Sex’”!

  • Earthbreaker 08.24.09 @ 4:07am

    I love the film noir gibberish in the description…top class 5SF! merely65

  • lolFurry 08.24.09 @ 1:42am

    Oh my gawd so that’s so sexy

  • wow 08.24.09 @ 12:16am

    Those legs are AMAZING.

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