The Big Creep

My ex-wife, may she rot in Yonkers, asked me to never take another case from a two-bit, -faced and-legged hood/dame ever again. It was suicide, she said. But to me, it wasn’t suicide. It was Wednesday. Anyways, what do I care what a calendar thinks? With my brand of punch-drunk clientele, Boxing Day’s every day. I got the black eyes and blacker coffee to prove it.

wow8.24.09 @ 1:16am

Those legs are AMAZING.

lolFurry8.24.09 @ 2:42am

Oh my gawd so that’s so sexy

Earthbreaker8.24.09 @ 5:07am

I love the film noir gibberish in the description…top class 5SF! merely65

SuperKev8.24.09 @ 6:26am

Bwa ha ha ha! So disappointed…thought my fav blonde would be in this one…but that’s the oNLY disappointment, GREAT STUFF! HAHA. Those legs are like “Ralphie’s Dad’s ‘Electric Sex’”!

Lucky Cynic8.24.09 @ 4:51pm

pfffhahahaha! Nicely done.

Nex8.24.09 @ 6:07pm

Original, amazing, and hilarious. And those legs go on forever.

BJ Garado8.25.09 @ 4:13am

my fav blonde IS in this one

BuckTJ8.25.09 @ 10:16am

Damn!

Uninvited guest to 4 year old's birthday party8.28.09 @ 9:16pm

Shit had to change my pants

tania12.10.09 @ 6:02am

long troubles :D

Andelle1.05.10 @ 12:45am

Bahaha. Film noir spoofs are always funny.

Charles Bukowski1.25.10 @ 6:16pm

This must be from the book “PULP”!

AnarchistGrandpa6.28.10 @ 2:26pm

ooooooooooooooooooooook…......didnt wanna see that! lol

WeirdDybbuk7.13.10 @ 2:59am

The music makes this.

Carth8.18.10 @ 7:03pm

I had my wisdom teeth removed about the time this video came out. It hurt to smile or laugh because of the stitches, but I watched this anyway and didn’t care how much it hurt. Now, my boyfriend just got his wisdom teeth out, so i showed it to him. Even though I told him I wouldn’t.

Heartwarming story I just told.

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