i like to touch myself to pictures of young children!
no one04.03.11 @ 12:30pm
haha the arrow is still on his chest
DemonicGman12.22.10 @ 9:17am
The towel changes colors….
SputNik11.30.10 @ 2:43am
you bought pants just to be like brian didn’t you taco?
taco11.29.10 @ 4:11pm
Hey brian, you have the same swimming pants that i do, yesss
Perozzi11.16.10 @ 10:02pm
I’m surprised that nobody said anything about this. even after he’s walking away she’s still underwater XD
Sylar11.14.10 @ 4:24pm
Once again proves killing IS better than sex….WAY better…
Spaceman Spiff11.13.10 @ 6:12pm
the ending chord and siren reminds me exactly of the last boss on space invaders for n64
turtle11.12.10 @ 8:01pm
you definitely need to do more episodes with this character.
C-Pain10.27.10 @ 1:00pm
And he’s still got the awesome arrow-shaped chest hair.
Lavunte10.26.10 @ 8:16pm
very awesome…i need a killer…will accept? lmao
Mr._______10.19.10 @ 8:31pm
I guess this wasn’t her *puts on sunglasses* ideal wet dream.
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Kikko10.17.10 @ 11:58am
I had to press “Hit!” on this one. I had to!
Hello, hooray!10.16.10 @ 8:58pm
@lukie How does one know if they’re annoying if you don’t read them?
@Jake look, everyone! the uncreative guy can copy and paste! let’s toss him a fish
Meh10.16.10 @ 12:46am
Still don’t get it
Lunchbox10.15.10 @ 10:44am
You can’t spell manslaughter without laughter.
Gamegeneral10.15.10 @ 9:58am
I heard the opening strings of one of AdrianHolovaty’s tunes, methinks. Gotta love his work
low10.15.10 @ 2:54am
his kill count is already71
Ian10.14.10 @ 9:11pm
I like it. Very good.
SputNik10.14.10 @ 8:43pm
aw these are great, lol
my towels totally do that
Heinlein10.14.10 @ 3:06pm
Classic! Love your videos. They cheer up my day.
Ditto-This character must be brought back.
Crystasis10.14.10 @ 2:43pm
Holy shit he did have an arrow on his chest, too funny! I love films that tie together!
Ithos10.14.10 @ 12:12pm
more of this character
surprise, assasination = win
Looks like he was planning *puts on sunglasses* to Cum92 into his own thoughts tonight.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
mexA10.14.10 @ 4:27am
I just like that he’s wearing sunglasses at night.
Towlie10.14.10 @ 3:15am
... Wanna get high?
Towlie10.14.10 @ 3:15am
@SputNik
That’s because he didn’t forget to bring a towel.
SputNik10.14.10 @ 12:53am
that is the best way to dry yourself
Welp10.14.10 @ 12:30am
I couldn’t help but notice that Brian had an arrow on his chest.
Jake10.13.10 @ 11:12pm
All of you who do the *All of you who do the *sunglasses* thing and variations thereof are not funny, you know. Seriously, you’re wasting your time. So go back to your uncreative hellholes of lives and leave the Internet for the intelligent. * thing and variations thereof are not funny, you know. Seriously, you’re wasting your time. So go back to your uncreative hellholes of lives and leave the Internet for the intelligent.
Jett10.13.10 @ 10:37pm
This character needs to become a repeat. He gives53 so much to the cast of 5sf.
NIchfoolas10.13.10 @ 10:03pm
Look at you you beautiful bastard you suited up.
Macle10.13.10 @ 9:17pm
Just in time for International Suit Up Day! Well done, Hitman Boyfriend.
Nimble10.13.10 @ 7:32pm
Well it seams that this video *puts on sunglasses* is fucking creepy YYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Derf10.13.10 @ 7:01pm
I THINK I get it…is Brian supposed to be like T-1000 from Terminator 2????? Well seems feasible to me anyway.
Natily Wood10.13.10 @ 4:12pm
looks like she *puts on halo* washed up on shore.
HEAVENLY CHORUS!!!!!!
the one and only...10.13.10 @ 1:36pm
and there’s another misspelled “laughter,” this time coming from OHYEAH… seriously, does anyone besides me notice the squiggly red line underneath their words?
Crystasis10.13.10 @ 1:34pm
awesome…just awesome.
lukie10.13.10 @ 1:09pm
I like this one alot. Oh and to all those people who are all “You meme people need to stop.” Dude. Seriously? If these comments, which are just words on a page, really annoy you then don’t read them!... but yeah they aren’t funny.
sponge bob satan pants10.13.10 @ 12:35pm
i don’t get it, i’ll give the joke a moment to *puts on halo* sink in. —HEAVENLY CHORUS—
kenneth10.13.10 @ 12:29pm
but if we left the internet for inteligent people only, it’d die within weeks!
think of it, a world without porn, twitter, face book, twilight jokes, or youtube! would you really want to live in a world like that?
(ok it sounds pretty good exept for the youtube and porn)
Jay10.13.10 @ 12:09pm
I have NO IDEA whatsoever as to what’s going on in this one. The rest I’ve seen so far were hilarious, but I just don’t understand this one. X(
Hello, hooray!10.13.10 @ 12:01pm
All of you who do the *sunglasses* thing and variations thereof are not funny, you know. Seriously, you’re wasting your time. So go back to your uncreative hellholes of lives and leave the Internet for the intelligent.
Trickster10.13.10 @ 10:37am
looks like he *puts on halo* really got her wet
*Heavenly chorus*
Looks like she thought this guy *puts on sunglasses* was a hit. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Mark10.13.10 @ 9:00am
way late on this one but… what did myslef ever do to you to deserve death?! GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO LIIIIIVE!
Got Nuffin10.13.10 @ 8:37am
Looks like this guy ~puts on sunglasses~ puts business33 before pleasure
OHHHHHHHYEAAAAAA
vigorous anal sex10.13.10 @ 8:25am
Everyone took all the good Horatio jokes for this.
I guess I’m just (puts on sunglasses) not very punny.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Colecovision10.13.10 @ 7:46am
All i can think of at the end of this video is that he belongs in Men in Black 3
BearJazz10.13.10 @ 7:25am
Looks like the gene pool *puts on sunglasses* got a little more shallow. YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Nerd10.13.10 @ 7:22am
Stop forcing memes. It doesn’t seem to matter96 to some of you that your comments aren’t funny or amusing. To me, it does.
Your Biological Father10.13.10 @ 7:19am
I think this video needed another second of set-up, where it was clear they were having fun together in the pool.
Ben Gigli10.13.10 @ 6:45am
Hello
Kool-Aid10.13.10 @ 5:45am
This was my favorite in a long time. The sunglasses and sirens made it perfect.
Well done, 5sf. You can rest97 now.
aounfather10.13.10 @ 5:32am
As he started holding her head under she decided he wanted her to do something. So she did for several39 seconds until she started running out of air. Then she bit and thats why he didn’t her let up.
BigSoph10.13.10 @ 4:23am
Wow… this was just wow… am I a bad person for thinking that the most important aspect of this video is that Brian looks really sharp in that suit?
Paul10.13.10 @ 3:45am
you want me to whack kelsey?
JB10.13.10 @ 1:57am
Was that three notes of a Garageband jingle?
OHYEAH10.13.10 @ 1:10am
looks like she’s *puts on horns* all washed up
—DEMONIC LOUGHTER—
Towlie10.12.10 @ 11:41pm
No you’re a towel.
kenneth10.12.10 @ 11:41pm
oh and btw, sorry to wererat/JoeSchmoe for claiming that the heavenly chorus joke was mine…
moog10.12.10 @ 11:21pm
Wow… that was amazing. I am a better human75 for watching.
Buzz Killington Jr.10.12.10 @ 11:20pm
oh, and i belive that it is a social expectation that i do this;
looks like this video (puts on halo) was a hit.
(-HEAVENLY CHORUS-)
Buzz Killington Jr.10.12.10 @ 11:18pm
was that jenny quick death?
wererat200010.12.10 @ 11:16pm
looks like this video *puts on halo* was a splash
*HEAVENLY CHORUS*
Kenneth10.12.10 @ 11:14pm
looks like that towel *puts on halo* suited him well —HEAVENLY CHORUS—
Firenzi, Brian Firenzi10.12.10 @ 11:12pm
the nations72 finest
Jake Cunnane10.12.10 @ 11:08pm
Just had to pop in to say that this one was HILARIOUS
DustinDaShelf10.12.10 @ 11:06pm
drats, i spent too much time thinking of something witty, and lost my first. time to go kill myslef
DrRock198810.12.10 @ 11:05pm
Disturbing. Yet intriguing. Bring this character back.
Comments
i like to touch myself to pictures of young children!
haha the arrow is still on his chest
The towel changes colors….
you bought pants just to be like brian didn’t you taco?
Hey brian, you have the same swimming pants that i do, yesss
I’m surprised that nobody said anything about this. even after he’s walking away she’s still underwater XD
Once again proves killing IS better than sex….WAY better…
the ending chord and siren reminds me exactly of the last boss on space invaders for n64
you definitely need to do more episodes with this character.
And he’s still got the awesome arrow-shaped chest hair.
very awesome…i need a killer…will accept? lmao
I guess this wasn’t her *puts on sunglasses* ideal wet dream.
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
I had to press “Hit!” on this one. I had to!
@lukie How does one know if they’re annoying if you don’t read them?
@Jake look, everyone! the uncreative guy can copy and paste! let’s toss him a fish
Still don’t get it
You can’t spell manslaughter without laughter.
I heard the opening strings of one of AdrianHolovaty’s tunes, methinks. Gotta love his work
his kill count is already71
I like it. Very good.
aw these are great, lol
my towels totally do that
Classic! Love your videos. They cheer up my day.
Ditto-This character must be brought back.
Holy shit he did have an arrow on his chest, too funny! I love films that tie together!
more of this character
surprise, assasination = win
i anticipate Agent Quickhit’s return.
I could watch this for hours52.
Looks like he was planning *puts on sunglasses* to Cum92 into his own thoughts tonight.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
I just like that he’s wearing sunglasses at night.
... Wanna get high?
@SputNik
That’s because he didn’t forget to bring a towel.
that is the best way to dry yourself
I couldn’t help but notice that Brian had an arrow on his chest.
All of you who do the *All of you who do the *sunglasses* thing and variations thereof are not funny, you know. Seriously, you’re wasting your time. So go back to your uncreative hellholes of lives and leave the Internet for the intelligent. * thing and variations thereof are not funny, you know. Seriously, you’re wasting your time. So go back to your uncreative hellholes of lives and leave the Internet for the intelligent.
This character needs to become a repeat. He gives53 so much to the cast of 5sf.
Look at you you beautiful bastard you suited up.
Just in time for International Suit Up Day! Well done, Hitman Boyfriend.
Well it seams that this video *puts on sunglasses* is fucking creepy YYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I THINK I get it…is Brian supposed to be like T-1000 from Terminator 2????? Well seems feasible to me anyway.
looks like she *puts on halo* washed up on shore.
HEAVENLY CHORUS!!!!!!
and there’s another misspelled “laughter,” this time coming from OHYEAH… seriously, does anyone besides me notice the squiggly red line underneath their words?
awesome…just awesome.
I like this one alot. Oh and to all those people who are all “You meme people need to stop.” Dude. Seriously? If these comments, which are just words on a page, really annoy you then don’t read them!... but yeah they aren’t funny.
i don’t get it, i’ll give the joke a moment to *puts on halo* sink in.
—HEAVENLY CHORUS—
but if we left the internet for inteligent people only, it’d die within weeks!
think of it, a world without porn, twitter, face book, twilight jokes, or youtube! would you really want to live in a world like that?
(ok it sounds pretty good exept for the youtube and porn)
I have NO IDEA whatsoever as to what’s going on in this one. The rest I’ve seen so far were hilarious, but I just don’t understand this one. X(
All of you who do the *sunglasses* thing and variations thereof are not funny, you know. Seriously, you’re wasting your time. So go back to your uncreative hellholes of lives and leave the Internet for the intelligent.
looks like he *puts on halo* really got her wet
*Heavenly chorus*
Rofl… Now 5SF is just feeding the Horitio meme.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948
Looks like she thought this guy *puts on sunglasses* was a hit. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
way late on this one but… what did myslef ever do to you to deserve death?! GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO LIIIIIVE!
Looks like this guy ~puts on sunglasses~ puts business33 before pleasure
OHHHHHHHYEAAAAAA
Everyone took all the good Horatio jokes for this.
I guess I’m just (puts on sunglasses) not very punny.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
All i can think of at the end of this video is that he belongs in Men in Black 3
Looks like the gene pool *puts on sunglasses* got a little more shallow. YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Stop forcing memes. It doesn’t seem to matter96 to some of you that your comments aren’t funny or amusing. To me, it does.
I think this video needed another second of set-up, where it was clear they were having fun together in the pool.
Hello
This was my favorite in a long time. The sunglasses and sirens made it perfect.
Well done, 5sf. You can rest97 now.
As he started holding her head under she decided he wanted her to do something. So she did for several39 seconds until she started running out of air. Then she bit and thats why he didn’t her let up.
Wow… this was just wow… am I a bad person for thinking that the most important aspect of this video is that Brian looks really sharp in that suit?
you want me to whack kelsey?
Was that three notes of a Garageband jingle?
looks like she’s *puts on horns* all washed up
—DEMONIC LOUGHTER—
No you’re a towel.
oh and btw, sorry to wererat/JoeSchmoe for claiming that the heavenly chorus joke was mine…
Wow… that was amazing. I am a better human75 for watching.
oh, and i belive that it is a social expectation that i do this;
looks like this video (puts on halo) was a hit.
(-HEAVENLY CHORUS-)
was that jenny quick death?
looks like this video *puts on halo* was a splash
*HEAVENLY CHORUS*
looks like that towel *puts on halo* suited him well
—HEAVENLY CHORUS—
the nations72 finest
Just had to pop in to say that this one was HILARIOUS
drats, i spent too much time thinking of something witty, and lost my first. time to go kill myslef
Disturbing. Yet intriguing. Bring this character back.
first?
I like. Reminds me of Bourne.