The Boyfriend Hit

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His facebook status now reads "It's Complicated," with "No one." Then your monitor bursts into flames after five seconds.

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  • dr dre headphones 07.03.11 @ 2:30am

    i like to touch myself to pictures of young children!

  • no one 04.03.11 @ 12:30pm

    haha the arrow is still on his chest

  • DemonicGman 12.22.10 @ 9:17am

    The towel changes colors….

  • SputNik 11.30.10 @ 2:43am

    you bought pants just to be like brian didn’t you taco?

  • taco 11.29.10 @ 4:11pm

    Hey brian, you have the same swimming pants that i do, yesss

  • Perozzi 11.16.10 @ 10:02pm

    I’m surprised that nobody said anything about this. even after he’s walking away she’s still underwater XD

  • Sylar 11.14.10 @ 4:24pm

    Once again proves killing IS better than sex….WAY better…

  • Spaceman Spiff 11.13.10 @ 6:12pm

    the ending chord and siren reminds me exactly of the last boss on space invaders for n64

  • turtle 11.12.10 @ 8:01pm

    you definitely need to do more episodes with this character.

  • C-Pain 10.27.10 @ 1:00pm

    And he’s still got the awesome arrow-shaped chest hair.

  • Lavunte 10.26.10 @ 8:16pm

    very awesome…i need a killer…will accept? lmao

  • Mr._______ 10.19.10 @ 8:31pm

    I guess this wasn’t her *puts on sunglasses* ideal wet dream.
    YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

  • Kikko 10.17.10 @ 11:58am

    I had to press “Hit!” on this one. I had to!

  • Hello, hooray! 10.16.10 @ 8:58pm

    @lukie How does one know if they’re annoying if you don’t read them?
    @Jake look, everyone! the uncreative guy can copy and paste! let’s toss him a fish

  • Meh 10.16.10 @ 12:46am

    Still don’t get it

  • Lunchbox 10.15.10 @ 10:44am

    You can’t spell manslaughter without laughter.

  • Gamegeneral 10.15.10 @ 9:58am

    I heard the opening strings of one of AdrianHolovaty’s tunes, methinks. Gotta love his work raspberry

  • low 10.15.10 @ 2:54am

    his kill count is already71

  • Ian 10.14.10 @ 9:11pm

    I like it. Very good.

  • SputNik 10.14.10 @ 8:43pm

    aw these are great, lol

    my towels totally do that

  • Heinlein 10.14.10 @ 3:06pm

    Classic! Love your videos. They cheer up my day.

    Ditto-This character must be brought back.

  • Crystasis 10.14.10 @ 2:43pm

    Holy shit he did have an arrow on his chest, too funny!  I love films that tie together!

  • Ithos 10.14.10 @ 12:12pm

    more of this character
    surprise, assasination = win

  • dev 10.14.10 @ 9:22am

    i anticipate Agent Quickhit’s return.

  • Abbi Carden 10.14.10 @ 5:44am

    I could watch this for hours52.

  • NotFirstButStillHaveVerySmallPens 10.14.10 @ 5:26am

    Looks like he was planning *puts on sunglasses* to Cum92 into his own thoughts tonight.

    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

  • mexA 10.14.10 @ 4:27am

    I just like that he’s wearing sunglasses at night.

  • Towlie 10.14.10 @ 3:15am

    ... Wanna get high?

  • Towlie 10.14.10 @ 3:15am

    @SputNik
    That’s because he didn’t forget to bring a towel.

  • SputNik 10.14.10 @ 12:53am

    that is the best way to dry yourself

  • Welp 10.14.10 @ 12:30am

    I couldn’t help but notice that Brian had an arrow on his chest.

  • Jake 10.13.10 @ 11:12pm

    All of you who do the *All of you who do the *sunglasses* thing and variations thereof are not funny, you know. Seriously, you’re wasting your time. So go back to your uncreative hellholes of lives and leave the Internet for the intelligent. * thing and variations thereof are not funny, you know. Seriously, you’re wasting your time. So go back to your uncreative hellholes of lives and leave the Internet for the intelligent.

  • Jett 10.13.10 @ 10:37pm

    This character needs to become a repeat. He gives53 so much to the cast of 5sf.

  • NIchfoolas 10.13.10 @ 10:03pm

    Look at you you beautiful bastard you suited up.

  • Macle 10.13.10 @ 9:17pm

    Just in time for International Suit Up Day! Well done, Hitman Boyfriend.

  • Nimble 10.13.10 @ 7:32pm

    Well it seams that this video *puts on sunglasses* is fucking creepy YYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Derf 10.13.10 @ 7:01pm

    I THINK I get it…is Brian supposed to be like T-1000 from Terminator 2????? Well seems feasible to me anyway.

  • Natily Wood 10.13.10 @ 4:12pm

    looks like she *puts on halo* washed up on shore.
    HEAVENLY CHORUS!!!!!!

  • the one and only... 10.13.10 @ 1:36pm

    and there’s another misspelled “laughter,” this time coming from OHYEAH… seriously, does anyone besides me notice the squiggly red line underneath their words?

  • Crystasis 10.13.10 @ 1:34pm

    awesome…just awesome.

  • lukie 10.13.10 @ 1:09pm

    I like this one alot.  Oh and to all those people who are all “You meme people need to stop.”  Dude.  Seriously?  If these comments, which are just words on a page, really annoy you then don’t read them!... but yeah they aren’t funny.

  • sponge bob satan pants 10.13.10 @ 12:35pm

    i don’t get it, i’ll give the joke a moment to *puts on halo* sink in.
    —HEAVENLY CHORUS—

  • kenneth 10.13.10 @ 12:29pm

    but if we left the internet for inteligent people only, it’d die within weeks!
    think of it, a world without porn, twitter, face book, twilight jokes, or youtube! would you really want to live in a world like that?
    (ok it sounds pretty good exept for the youtube and porn)

  • Jay 10.13.10 @ 12:09pm

    I have NO IDEA whatsoever as to what’s going on in this one.  The rest I’ve seen so far were hilarious, but I just don’t understand this one. X(

  • Hello, hooray! 10.13.10 @ 12:01pm

    All of you who do the *sunglasses* thing and variations thereof are not funny, you know. Seriously, you’re wasting your time. So go back to your uncreative hellholes of lives and leave the Internet for the intelligent.

  • Trickster 10.13.10 @ 10:37am

    looks like he *puts on halo* really got her wet
    *Heavenly chorus*

  • Whoya 10.13.10 @ 9:28am

    Rofl… Now 5SF is just feeding the Horitio meme.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

  • Jeff 10.13.10 @ 9:03am

    Looks like she thought this guy *puts on sunglasses* was a hit. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • Mark 10.13.10 @ 9:00am

    way late on this one but… what did myslef ever do to you to deserve death?! GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO LIIIIIVE!

  • Got Nuffin 10.13.10 @ 8:37am

    Looks like this guy ~puts on sunglasses~ puts business33 before pleasure

    OHHHHHHHYEAAAAAA

  • vigorous anal sex 10.13.10 @ 8:25am

    Everyone took all the good Horatio jokes for this.
    I guess I’m just (puts on sunglasses) not very punny.
    YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Colecovision 10.13.10 @ 7:46am

    All i can think of at the end of this video is that he belongs in Men in Black 3

  • BearJazz 10.13.10 @ 7:25am

    Looks like the gene pool *puts on sunglasses* got a little more shallow. YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

  • Nerd 10.13.10 @ 7:22am

    Stop forcing memes.  It doesn’t seem to matter96 to some of you that your comments aren’t funny or amusing.  To me, it does.

  • Your Biological Father 10.13.10 @ 7:19am

    I think this video needed another second of set-up, where it was clear they were having fun together in the pool.

  • Ben Gigli 10.13.10 @ 6:45am

    Hello

  • Kool-Aid 10.13.10 @ 5:45am

    This was my favorite in a long time. The sunglasses and sirens made it perfect.

    Well done, 5sf. You can rest97 now.

  • aounfather 10.13.10 @ 5:32am

    As he started holding her head under she decided he wanted her to do something.  So she did for several39 seconds until she started running out of air.  Then she bit and thats why he didn’t her let up.

  • BigSoph 10.13.10 @ 4:23am

    Wow… this was just wow… am I a bad person for thinking that the most important aspect of this video is that Brian looks really sharp in that suit?

  • Paul 10.13.10 @ 3:45am

    you want me to whack kelsey?

  • JB 10.13.10 @ 1:57am

    Was that three notes of a Garageband jingle?

  • OHYEAH 10.13.10 @ 1:10am

    looks like she’s *puts on horns* all washed up
            —DEMONIC LOUGHTER—

  • Towlie 10.12.10 @ 11:41pm

    No you’re a towel.

  • kenneth 10.12.10 @ 11:41pm

    oh and btw, sorry to wererat/JoeSchmoe for claiming that the heavenly chorus joke was mine…

  • moog 10.12.10 @ 11:21pm

    Wow… that was amazing. I am a better human75 for watching.

  • Buzz Killington Jr. 10.12.10 @ 11:20pm

    oh, and i belive that it is a social expectation that i do this;
    looks like this video (puts on halo) was a hit.
    (-HEAVENLY CHORUS-)

  • Buzz Killington Jr. 10.12.10 @ 11:18pm

    was that jenny quick death?

  • wererat2000 10.12.10 @ 11:16pm

    looks like this video *puts on halo* was a splash
    *HEAVENLY CHORUS*

  • Kenneth 10.12.10 @ 11:14pm

    looks like that towel *puts on halo* suited him well
    —HEAVENLY CHORUS—

  • Firenzi, Brian Firenzi 10.12.10 @ 11:12pm

    the nations72 finest

  • Jake Cunnane 10.12.10 @ 11:08pm

    Just had to pop in to say that this one was HILARIOUS

  • DustinDaShelf 10.12.10 @ 11:06pm

    drats, i spent too much time thinking of something witty, and lost my first.  time to go kill myslef

  • DrRock1988 10.12.10 @ 11:05pm

    Disturbing. Yet intriguing. Bring this character back.

  • That kid 10.12.10 @ 11:03pm

    first?

    I like.  Reminds me of Bourne.

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