The Fastest Cancelled Kid’s Cartoon Ever
Just seconds later, they hastily re-ran last week’s episode of “Fudgy Dragon and the Knights of Constipary,” and after all the phone calls, QVC became the shopping channel it’s known as today.


steve b.12.23.08 @ 4:03pm
you guys are fucking hilarious!
Sylvain Racicot1.18.09 @ 8:59pm
Awwww… I was so looking forward to watch this cartoon!
sam2.07.09 @ 9:57am
oh god, i am so in love with this.
Michael M2.14.09 @ 7:46pm
I’m sorry but someones gonna have to explain this one to me.
Eli B3.06.09 @ 12:57pm
@Michael: It’s talking about blowjobs. Come on, you’re on five second films and your mind isn’t even that dirty? Remind me never to mention meatspin to you…
André N3.07.09 @ 11:20pm
Lemme guess… it’s a sperm whale, right?
Jesse4.15.09 @ 10:13am
lol it actually took me a second to get it
rayge5.24.09 @ 7:08am
shitwasstupid!!!!
Mitchrapp6.23.09 @ 9:20pm
crying of laughter.
kazhe6.30.09 @ 4:34pm
hahahahahahahhah ander n comment lol
Silly7.20.09 @ 7:02am
OMG
(scuse me, don’t have anything to say…)
:p
Verbose Jerk7.24.09 @ 3:36am
Isn’t it spelled constipatory?
I It's only rape if you yell suprise..9.11.09 @ 8:21pm
blowjay…bj..blow job..for those in the future who lack commen sense, bet u guys came here from watching tosh.o, queers
Chrisseren11.16.09 @ 4:46pm
I think WKUK ( Whitest Kids ‘U Know ) had a better cancelled kid’s cartoon skit,but they weren’t under the five second rule…they got Ebola.
thesexythree2.11.10 @ 6:25pm
You guys are the funniest people ever. we watch it over and over again and still laugh. i have BLOWJAY on my room wall!
strawburray4.09.10 @ 7:24pm
LOL.
Omfg that is fn hilariousssss.
itsgood4.27.10 @ 7:57pm
this has become a massive joke in my circle of friends
chimera4.29.10 @ 2:54pm
lol… thats great. sounds like blow the whale.
Dale the Whale5.21.10 @ 10:15pm
This is another great! Many levels. Get it, whales blow!
ModelOZX7.12.10 @ 2:33am
Well, that was quick.
http://5sf.at/54
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