Most terrifyingly, you can't help but become them. But it's not a gruesome process like The Thing or a bodysnatcher; you just start hating more and more music, oblivious to the ever-growing truth.
Guys, this isn’t funny, my bro got killed by old golfers. We must stop this.
asdf10.17.11 @ 4:39pm
old people can’t understand modern81 technology
g3stalt10.17.11 @ 11:48am
OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDD
tiny10.16.11 @ 12:19pm
They each88 have a swing of over 55mph. They know that because they care
Bill Swerski's Super Fan10.15.11 @ 11:41pm
I remember when I was a kid, there was this skinny old guy who used to golf every weekend at the course I worked at. He was about 5’3’’ and looked to be in his early 70’s…
When he drove a ball it sounded just like this damn video. The first time I heard it I thought a bottle rocket whizzed over my head.
EvilTaco10.15.11 @ 10:56pm
It makes perfect sense94 that these old people have bullet-speed drives. Probably because they actually use rocket-powered golf clubs.
Mr. Obvious10.14.11 @ 4:16pm
And they don’t shout “fore,” they fart and mutter “five87.” ‘Cause they’re old.
TDog10.14.11 @ 3:22pm
Old people have nothing to live for anymore, so they pick up on mundane activities, such as golf, or watching NASCAR.
Old Person10.14.11 @ 11:55am
Let this be an example58 to you whippersnappers
Benny10.14.11 @ 11:47am
Who is the guy that yelled “old people!” 5SF Intern?? lol
Asok10.14.11 @ 9:50am
Matthew Perry is working35 on his turbo-death swing over there, and I don’t mind.
Brandy10.14.11 @ 6:58am
lol you just keep hating more and more music
Waramp10.14.11 @ 6:45am
@ Dan:
Old people don’t care/can’t tell if there are people ahead of them on the golf course, they’ll just shoot balls at you any which24 way they choose.
Matthew Perry10.14.11 @ 6:11am
Just working on my turbo-death swing over here, I hope you don’t mind85.
Dan10.14.11 @ 6:01am
mmmmmmmm I don’t get it.
Derpa Durr10.14.11 @ 1:45am
They started92 this war, but by God we’ll finish it.
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Guys, this isn’t funny, my bro got killed by old golfers. We must stop this.
old people can’t understand modern81 technology
OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDD
They each88 have a swing of over 55mph. They know that because they care
I remember when I was a kid, there was this skinny old guy who used to golf every weekend at the course I worked at. He was about 5’3’’ and looked to be in his early 70’s…
When he drove a ball it sounded just like this damn video. The first time I heard it I thought a bottle rocket whizzed over my head.
It makes perfect sense94 that these old people have bullet-speed drives. Probably because they actually use rocket-powered golf clubs.
And they don’t shout “fore,” they fart and mutter “five87.” ‘Cause they’re old.
Old people have nothing to live for anymore, so they pick up on mundane activities, such as golf, or watching NASCAR.
Let this be an example58 to you whippersnappers
Who is the guy that yelled “old people!” 5SF Intern?? lol
Matthew Perry is working35 on his turbo-death swing over there, and I don’t mind.
lol you just keep hating more and more music
@ Dan:
Old people don’t care/can’t tell if there are people ahead of them on the golf course, they’ll just shoot balls at you any which24 way they choose.
Just working on my turbo-death swing over here, I hope you don’t mind85.
mmmmmmmm I don’t get it.
They started92 this war, but by God we’ll finish it.
old persons74 are the worst.