The Man Who Knows Everything There Is To Know...

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And literally nothing about anything else.


  • StickySam 12.03.11 @ 8:32pm

    Brian in Argyle. Do me now.

  • Ernest P Worrel 07.30.11 @ 5:07am

    I have one of those little statues outside of a pizza place in my town…and its just as creepy.

  • andy redbrooks 06.19.11 @ 9:05am

    Yes, that is the song from Shawshank.  It is by Mozart from Le Nozze Di Figaro, K 492 - Act 3: Che Soave Zeffiretto.  This particular artist is Herman Prey, Edith Mathis, Etc.; Karl Böhm: German State Opera Orchestra & Chorus.  smile

  • Captain Roflcon 05.26.11 @ 3:23pm

    My mind…is so…clear after this…

  • This is ... 01.11.11 @ 8:47pm

    Looks like he *takes off reading glasses* knows his stuff.

  • Goodford 12.31.10 @ 3:02pm

    If women are from Canada, the Justin Bieber is defiantly a girl.

  • Random COD Player 11.30.10 @ 2:15pm

    Part two makes complete sense

  • wolfgangfuck 11.21.10 @ 7:15pm

    consider74 the following:

    If you meet a canadian who has a penis, does that mean women have penisii (plural)?
    If canada is in space, and women are from canada, then how can they be space aliens?  Wouldn’t they be space natives? 
    Finally…  No, I don’t really have a third one.  I kinda ran out of ideas on the alien wordplay.  now i feel dumb.

  • Phoenix 10.04.10 @ 1:02pm

    7.07.09 @ 9:14am
    HUP, you caught us!
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, now we can proceed to suck your juices out with our mouths, formerly known as vaginae

    Can I get your number? smile give31 it up….lol jk

  • Doug Jones 08.31.10 @ 1:42pm

    The correct answer to “Does this make my ass look fat?” is a sly grin and a hearty, “Oh, yeah!”

  • Giygas 08.09.10 @ 11:56pm

    I spy the Biography of the founder of Wal-Mart in this video.

  • Jommick 07.31.10 @ 8:09pm

    I had just enough soda in my bottle to toast with him at the end.

  • ModelOZX 07.12.10 @ 12:37am

    The video description is funny. And it made more sense after I watched the video.

    Clearly if that’s all he knows about women, he can’t really know much else, can he?

  • PMSing247 06.22.10 @ 4:17pm

    and yes, there is such a thing as bi, It’s Only…I’m bi. Fuck off, mmkay? ^_~

  • PMSing247 06.22.10 @ 4:14pm

    He’s right. Damn that man inside me.

    That is definitely what she said, please and thank you.

  • winner!!! 06.07.10 @ 12:28pm

    this song is the song played over the speakers in shawshank redemption

  • The Sentient Houseplant 05.31.10 @ 6:19pm

    They’re from canada and they’re space aliens?  This can only mean one thing:
    Canada is actually in outerspace
    I always knew it

  • The One 04.22.10 @ 3:48pm


  • Enabsflow 04.08.10 @ 9:34am

    Is that a portrait of “Billy Tipton”?

  • Jamie 04.02.10 @ 1:14pm


  • cronin_burger 03.31.10 @ 8:56am

    Outstanding: 8.5/10

  • Song Plox 02.25.10 @ 11:32am

    Does anyone know the name of the song used in this video? Would appreciate the help :>

  • Joe 02.11.10 @ 4:25am

    Haha.. reminds me of Kevin Rudd.

  • Lawl! 01.16.10 @ 10:52pm

    Oh, Brian. What DON’T you know about women?

  • BobBobman 12.16.09 @ 6:54pm

    All of those things are true. And yet, we will let them kill us all anyway.

  • Morpheus 12.12.09 @ 10:08pm

    EVERY SINGLE ONE of those is true.

  • mexA 12.09.09 @ 7:29pm

    Is that the same opera it plays in The Shawshank Redemption?

  • sara 12.06.09 @ 6:17pm

    anyone find it ironic that this is said over a soprano singing opera?

  • Light 11.21.09 @ 8:51am

    Don’t run away screaming… they might chase after you and beat you… o_o

  • Snerg 11.14.09 @ 5:58pm

    He knows too much. Fellow women, KILL HIM.

  • I It's only rape if you yell suprise.. 09.11.09 @ 6:27pm

    really ginger? you had to give us that info? fine..ima reply to that cuz im suprised noone did yet.

    no such thing as bi. you get rear ended by a guy? “yes” then your a fucking gay. don’t use the chick thing as an excuse. yes im homo phobic, alot are.

  • TheFlaminGinger 09.07.09 @ 4:23pm

    Hmm… That explains why my girlfriend f***s me over once a month. It’s a good thing I’m bi…

  • That One Chick 08.24.09 @ 10:01am

    He’s trapped forever bwahahahahahahaha!

  • Anbgroorg 07.07.09 @ 8:14am

    HUP, you caught us!
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, now we can proceed to suck your juices out with our mouths, formerly known as vaginae.

  • Silly 07.02.09 @ 3:36am

    I don’t care ‘bout zodiac signs…
    So, it means I’m no alien…
    Does it mean I’m no woman?

  • SilentScreams 06.25.09 @ 3:23pm

    Damnit, he found out we’re all space aliens!!

  • Earthbreaker 06.15.09 @ 3:24am

    So THAT’S what the menstrual cycle’s for!

    Heh, I’ve got red13 this time (FFVII? RedXIII? anyone?)

  • Hich 04.11.09 @ 9:36pm

    Chase - The self assured little nod is what gets me.  Pure genius.

  • EFG 03.14.09 @ 7:17pm

    I tried number 2, and the next day she wouldn’t answer my calls…

  • Herring! 03.08.09 @ 7:15am

    wow . . . THEY’RE SPACE ALIENS!

  • chase "c-dizzle" daseler 03.01.09 @ 11:39am

    I can’t explain why, but the “women are from canada” bit was the only one that made me laugh.
    I think it has something to do with the way he finds canada on the map.

  • Zebulon 02.16.09 @ 12:32pm

    A woman WOULD think its inaccurate.

  • somedude 02.11.09 @ 12:56pm

    There’s no tea in this. I blame women.

  • CJ 02.05.09 @ 3:47pm

    You have to admit part two is spot on, though.

  • Signe 01.23.09 @ 1:24pm

    I’m a woman and I have to say… It’s strange, but, all this information seems to be inaccurate!

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