The Man Who Knows Everything There Is To Know About Women

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And literally nothing about anything else.

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Signe1.23.09 @ 3:24pm

I’m a woman and I have to say… It’s strange, but, all this information seems to be inaccurate!

CJ2.05.09 @ 5:47pm

You have to admit part two is spot on, though.

somedude2.11.09 @ 2:56pm

There’s no tea in this. I blame women.

Zebulon2.16.09 @ 2:32pm

A woman WOULD think its inaccurate.

chase "c-dizzle" daseler3.01.09 @ 1:39pm

I can’t explain why, but the “women are from canada” bit was the only one that made me laugh.
I think it has something to do with the way he finds canada on the map.

Herring!3.08.09 @ 8:15am

wow . . . THEY’RE SPACE ALIENS!

EFG3.14.09 @ 8:17pm

I tried number 2, and the next day she wouldn’t answer my calls…

Hich4.11.09 @ 10:36pm

Chase - The self assured little nod is what gets me.  Pure genius.

Earthbreaker6.15.09 @ 4:24am

So THAT’S what the menstrual cycle’s for!

Heh, I’ve got red13 this time (FFVII? RedXIII? anyone?)

SilentScreams6.25.09 @ 4:23pm

Damnit, he found out we’re all space aliens!!

Silly7.02.09 @ 4:36am

I don’t care ‘bout zodiac signs…
So, it means I’m no alien…
Does it mean I’m no woman?
[decision84]

Anbgroorg7.07.09 @ 9:14am

HUP, you caught us!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, now we can proceed to suck your juices out with our mouths, formerly known as vaginae.

That One Chick8.24.09 @ 11:01am

He’s trapped forever bwahahahahahahaha!

TheFlaminGinger9.07.09 @ 5:23pm

Hmm… That explains why my girlfriend f***s me over once a month. It’s a good thing I’m bi…

I It's only rape if you yell suprise..9.11.09 @ 7:27pm

really ginger? you had to give us that info? fine..ima reply to that cuz im suprised noone did yet.

no such thing as bi. you get rear ended by a guy? “yes” then your a fucking gay. don’t use the chick thing as an excuse. yes im homo phobic, alot are.

Snerg11.14.09 @ 7:58pm

He knows too much. Fellow women, KILL HIM.

Light11.21.09 @ 10:51am

Don’t run away screaming… they might chase after you and beat you… o_o

sara12.06.09 @ 8:17pm

anyone find it ironic that this is said over a soprano singing opera?

mexA12.09.09 @ 9:29pm

Is that the same opera it plays in The Shawshank Redemption?

Morpheus12.13.09 @ 12:08am

EVERY SINGLE ONE of those is true.

BobBobman12.16.09 @ 8:54pm

All of those things are true. And yet, we will let them kill us all anyway.

Lawl!1.17.10 @ 12:52am

Oh, Brian. What DON’T you know about women?

Joe2.11.10 @ 6:25am

Haha.. reminds me of Kevin Rudd.

Song Plox2.25.10 @ 1:32pm

Does anyone know the name of the song used in this video? Would appreciate the help :>

cronin_burger3.31.10 @ 9:56am

Outstanding: 8.5/10

Jamie4.02.10 @ 2:14pm

WHO IS THAT A PICTURE OF?RAWR

Enabsflow4.08.10 @ 10:34am

Is that a portrait of “Billy Tipton”?

The One4.22.10 @ 4:48pm

CANADIAN ALIENS!!!!!!

The Sentient Houseplant5.31.10 @ 7:19pm

They’re from canada and they’re space aliens?  This can only mean one thing:
Canada is actually in outerspace
I always knew it

winner!!!6.07.10 @ 1:28pm

this song is the song played over the speakers in shawshank redemption

PMSing2476.22.10 @ 5:14pm

He’s right. Damn that man inside me.

That is definitely what she said, please and thank you.

PMSing2476.22.10 @ 5:17pm

and yes, there is such a thing as bi, It’s Only…I’m bi. Fuck off, mmkay? ^_~

ModelOZX7.12.10 @ 1:37am

The video description is funny. And it made more sense after I watched the video.

Clearly if that’s all he knows about women, he can’t really know much else, can he?

Bunneh7.20.10 @ 10:29am

God, this is beautiful.

Also, Mr. Homophobe, how do you know? Have YOU ever done both? ;P
Your name is lulzy btw.

Jommick7.31.10 @ 9:09pm

I had just enough soda in my bottle to toast with him at the end.

Giygas8.10.10 @ 12:56am

I spy the Biography of the founder of Wal-Mart in this video.

Doug Jones8.31.10 @ 2:42pm

The correct answer to “Does this make my ass look fat?” is a sly grin and a hearty, “Oh, yeah!”

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