The Man Who Knows Everything There Is To Know About Women
And literally nothing about anything else.
Signe1.23.09 @ 3:24pm
I’m a woman and I have to say… It’s strange, but, all this information seems to be inaccurate!
CJ2.05.09 @ 5:47pm
You have to admit part two is spot on, though.
somedude2.11.09 @ 2:56pm
There’s no tea in this. I blame women.
Zebulon2.16.09 @ 2:32pm
A woman WOULD think its inaccurate.
chase "c-dizzle" daseler3.01.09 @ 1:39pm
I can’t explain why, but the “women are from canada” bit was the only one that made me laugh.
I think it has something to do with the way he finds canada on the map.
Herring!3.08.09 @ 8:15am
wow . . . THEY’RE SPACE ALIENS!
EFG3.14.09 @ 8:17pm
I tried number 2, and the next day she wouldn’t answer my calls…
Hich4.11.09 @ 10:36pm
Chase - The self assured little nod is what gets me. Pure genius.
Earthbreaker6.15.09 @ 4:24am
So THAT’S what the menstrual cycle’s for!
Heh, I’ve got red13 this time (FFVII? RedXIII? anyone?)
SilentScreams6.25.09 @ 4:23pm
Damnit, he found out we’re all space aliens!!
Silly7.02.09 @ 4:36am
I don’t care ‘bout zodiac signs…
So, it means I’m no alien…
Does it mean I’m no woman?
[decision84]
Anbgroorg7.07.09 @ 9:14am
HUP, you caught us!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, now we can proceed to suck your juices out with our mouths, formerly known as vaginae.
That One Chick8.24.09 @ 11:01am
He’s trapped forever bwahahahahahahaha!
TheFlaminGinger9.07.09 @ 5:23pm
Hmm… That explains why my girlfriend f***s me over once a month. It’s a good thing I’m bi…
I It's only rape if you yell suprise..9.11.09 @ 7:27pm
really ginger? you had to give us that info? fine..ima reply to that cuz im suprised noone did yet.
no such thing as bi. you get rear ended by a guy? “yes” then your a fucking gay. don’t use the chick thing as an excuse. yes im homo phobic, alot are.
Snerg11.14.09 @ 7:58pm
He knows too much. Fellow women, KILL HIM.
Light11.21.09 @ 10:51am
Don’t run away screaming… they might chase after you and beat you… o_o
sara12.06.09 @ 8:17pm
anyone find it ironic that this is said over a soprano singing opera?
mexA12.09.09 @ 9:29pm
Is that the same opera it plays in The Shawshank Redemption?
Morpheus12.13.09 @ 12:08am
EVERY SINGLE ONE of those is true.
BobBobman12.16.09 @ 8:54pm
All of those things are true. And yet, we will let them kill us all anyway.
Lawl!1.17.10 @ 12:52am
Oh, Brian. What DON’T you know about women?
Joe2.11.10 @ 6:25am
Haha.. reminds me of Kevin Rudd.
Song Plox2.25.10 @ 1:32pm
Does anyone know the name of the song used in this video? Would appreciate the help :>
cronin_burger3.31.10 @ 9:56am
Outstanding: 8.5/10
Jamie4.02.10 @ 2:14pm
WHO IS THAT A PICTURE OF?RAWR
Enabsflow4.08.10 @ 10:34am
Is that a portrait of “Billy Tipton”?
The One4.22.10 @ 4:48pm
CANADIAN ALIENS!!!!!!
The Sentient Houseplant5.31.10 @ 7:19pm
They’re from canada and they’re space aliens? This can only mean one thing:
Canada is actually in outerspace
I always knew it
winner!!!6.07.10 @ 1:28pm
this song is the song played over the speakers in shawshank redemption
PMSing2476.22.10 @ 5:14pm
He’s right. Damn that man inside me.
That is definitely what she said, please and thank you.
PMSing2476.22.10 @ 5:17pm
and yes, there is such a thing as bi, It’s Only…I’m bi. Fuck off, mmkay? ^_~
ModelOZX7.12.10 @ 1:37am
The video description is funny. And it made more sense after I watched the video.
Clearly if that’s all he knows about women, he can’t really know much else, can he?
Bunneh7.20.10 @ 10:29am
God, this is beautiful.
Also, Mr. Homophobe, how do you know? Have YOU ever done both? ;P
Your name is lulzy btw.
Jommick7.31.10 @ 9:09pm
I had just enough soda in my bottle to toast with him at the end.
Giygas8.10.10 @ 12:56am
I spy the Biography of the founder of Wal-Mart in this video.
Doug Jones8.31.10 @ 2:42pm
The correct answer to “Does this make my ass look fat?” is a sly grin and a hearty, “Oh, yeah!”
Signe1.23.09 @ 3:24pm
I’m a woman and I have to say… It’s strange, but, all this information seems to be inaccurate!
CJ2.05.09 @ 5:47pm
You have to admit part two is spot on, though.
somedude2.11.09 @ 2:56pm
There’s no tea in this. I blame women.
Zebulon2.16.09 @ 2:32pm
A woman WOULD think its inaccurate.
chase "c-dizzle" daseler3.01.09 @ 1:39pm
I can’t explain why, but the “women are from canada” bit was the only one that made me laugh.
I think it has something to do with the way he finds canada on the map.
Herring!3.08.09 @ 8:15am
wow . . . THEY’RE SPACE ALIENS!
EFG3.14.09 @ 8:17pm
I tried number 2, and the next day she wouldn’t answer my calls…
Hich4.11.09 @ 10:36pm
Chase - The self assured little nod is what gets me. Pure genius.
Earthbreaker6.15.09 @ 4:24am
So THAT’S what the menstrual cycle’s for!
Heh, I’ve got red13 this time (FFVII? RedXIII? anyone?)
SilentScreams6.25.09 @ 4:23pm
Damnit, he found out we’re all space aliens!!
Silly7.02.09 @ 4:36am
I don’t care ‘bout zodiac signs…
So, it means I’m no alien…
Does it mean I’m no woman?
[decision84]
Anbgroorg7.07.09 @ 9:14am
HUP, you caught us!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, now we can proceed to suck your juices out with our mouths, formerly known as vaginae.
That One Chick8.24.09 @ 11:01am
He’s trapped forever bwahahahahahahaha!
TheFlaminGinger9.07.09 @ 5:23pm
Hmm… That explains why my girlfriend f***s me over once a month. It’s a good thing I’m bi…
I It's only rape if you yell suprise..9.11.09 @ 7:27pm
really ginger? you had to give us that info? fine..ima reply to that cuz im suprised noone did yet.
no such thing as bi. you get rear ended by a guy? “yes” then your a fucking gay. don’t use the chick thing as an excuse. yes im homo phobic, alot are.
Snerg11.14.09 @ 7:58pm
He knows too much. Fellow women, KILL HIM.
Light11.21.09 @ 10:51am
Don’t run away screaming… they might chase after you and beat you… o_o
sara12.06.09 @ 8:17pm
anyone find it ironic that this is said over a soprano singing opera?
mexA12.09.09 @ 9:29pm
Is that the same opera it plays in The Shawshank Redemption?
Morpheus12.13.09 @ 12:08am
EVERY SINGLE ONE of those is true.
BobBobman12.16.09 @ 8:54pm
All of those things are true. And yet, we will let them kill us all anyway.
Lawl!1.17.10 @ 12:52am
Oh, Brian. What DON’T you know about women?
Joe2.11.10 @ 6:25am
Haha.. reminds me of Kevin Rudd.
Song Plox2.25.10 @ 1:32pm
Does anyone know the name of the song used in this video? Would appreciate the help :>
cronin_burger3.31.10 @ 9:56am
Outstanding: 8.5/10
Jamie4.02.10 @ 2:14pm
WHO IS THAT A PICTURE OF?RAWR
Enabsflow4.08.10 @ 10:34am
Is that a portrait of “Billy Tipton”?
The One4.22.10 @ 4:48pm
CANADIAN ALIENS!!!!!!
The Sentient Houseplant5.31.10 @ 7:19pm
They’re from canada and they’re space aliens? This can only mean one thing:
Canada is actually in outerspace
I always knew it
winner!!!6.07.10 @ 1:28pm
this song is the song played over the speakers in shawshank redemption
PMSing2476.22.10 @ 5:14pm
He’s right. Damn that man inside me.
That is definitely what she said, please and thank you.
PMSing2476.22.10 @ 5:17pm
and yes, there is such a thing as bi, It’s Only…I’m bi. Fuck off, mmkay? ^_~
ModelOZX7.12.10 @ 1:37am
The video description is funny. And it made more sense after I watched the video.
Clearly if that’s all he knows about women, he can’t really know much else, can he?
Bunneh7.20.10 @ 10:29am
God, this is beautiful.
Also, Mr. Homophobe, how do you know? Have YOU ever done both? ;P
Your name is lulzy btw.
Jommick7.31.10 @ 9:09pm
I had just enough soda in my bottle to toast with him at the end.
Giygas8.10.10 @ 12:56am
I spy the Biography of the founder of Wal-Mart in this video.
Doug Jones8.31.10 @ 2:42pm
The correct answer to “Does this make my ass look fat?” is a sly grin and a hearty, “Oh, yeah!”
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