The Midas Touch

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When you grow up putting Digiorno's into your sister's Easy-Bake Oven, every day you spend alive is kind of a small miracle.

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  • That 08.19.11 @ 12:28pm

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming a spam bot.

  • Wererat2000 07.25.11 @ 12:43am

    THE SPAM! OH GOOD LORD, THE SPAM!!

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  • Belinda Benn 04.20.11 @ 6:58am

    lol , sometimes the comments are funnier than the video wink

  • Home Automation 03.27.11 @ 3:31am

    I love these so much.

  • Tenant Screening 03.22.11 @ 11:37pm

    That was just insane! .....and Gay!

  • Tak 03.08.11 @ 9:44pm

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider resurrecting an old meme.

  • wererat2000 10.12.10 @ 11:30pm

    it’s like after 5 coments of the same joke, we just hit a rubicon (look it up)

  • Mills 09.23.10 @ 9:34pm

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming an troll.

  • DiLirio 08.28.10 @ 4:42pm

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming beautiful and talented.

  • Desvairada 07.18.10 @ 11:16am

    I assume he either ate more afterward or before, since there are quite a few spray cans on the table in front of him.

  • B.O.B. 07.14.10 @ 1:57pm

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider sucking my dick.

  • andy 07.12.10 @ 10:10am

    jeff had the best comment of all “get back in the fucking kitchen”

  • meep 06.08.10 @ 6:35pm

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider having sexual intercourse with me. Twice.

  • Matt 04.25.10 @ 3:32am

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming.

  • DrakeMagnum 04.14.10 @ 12:59am

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming flattered by our nerdery.

  • lulz 03.21.10 @ 2:45pm

    I’d insert my penis in that vagina

  • Unmanned 03.18.10 @ 2:14pm

    She’s wearing a sailor’s hat!

  • she 03.17.10 @ 9:46am

    she is hot!

  • Snerg 03.16.10 @ 4:02pm

    Oh my, I DO declare, Its very meme-y in hurr.

  • Dr. Sakuya, PhD 03.13.10 @ 5:58pm

    I can’t be the only one that got that pun in the first comment.

    (Golden Pizza, golden shit, shit would be so cash, haha. Yes I know it’s also a meme doesn’t mean it can’t be a pun as well.)

  • please 03.13.10 @ 5:05pm

    she is very beautiful; she should consider fucking me.

  • lolz 03.12.10 @ 8:34pm

    She is very actress; she should consider becoming a C-C-C-CONDOM BREAKER!

  • Wickman 03.12.10 @ 1:52am

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider reading all these weird comments.. about her

  • JB 03.12.10 @ 1:16am

    See, this is what happens when you use the cheaper, more environmentally unfriendly form of gilding known as gold paint.

    If you were to use real gold leaf, you’d be fine.

  • WTF 03.11.10 @ 8:11pm

    Fail lol

  • Snerg 03.11.10 @ 2:17pm

    Oh good lord. Look at the…Also what is she testing him for?

  • gender bender 03.11.10 @ 1:45pm

    She is very actress; she should consider becoming doesn’t afraid of anything.

  • Yan Banastas 03.11.10 @ 8:09am

    She is very actress; she should consider becoming beautiful and talented.

  • Phil 03.11.10 @ 7:49am

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming a played-out joke.

  • TheGuy 03.10.10 @ 9:18pm

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming [insert comedic phrase here].

  • 42uck 03.10.10 @ 8:42pm

    I think nurse is a pretty hot girl. She treats wannabe kings and doesn’t afraid of anything.

  • Greytones 03.10.10 @ 7:45pm

    He is very beautiful and talented; he should consider being my art model. (how’s that Daniel?)

  • Daniel 03.10.10 @ 6:49pm

    Michael Rousselet is very beautiful and talented; ye should consider the fact that he is also blonde and play to that joke.

  • Ezig 03.10.10 @ 6:20pm

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider Being John Malkovich.

  • R.A.I.U. 03.10.10 @ 4:12pm

    lol, Caligula did stuff like that only he included mercury and lead effectively making him insane….

  • jesus that blonde lady is gorgeous 03.10.10 @ 2:08pm

    WOW THAT HAWT BLONDE LADY IS FEIN!

  • Bob 03.10.10 @ 2:04pm

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming a Pikachu

  • Aldakoopa 03.10.10 @ 1:55pm

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming fat.

  • Wellz 03.10.10 @ 1:40pm

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming a hot blonde.

  • Rastamussen 03.10.10 @ 1:35pm

    i would drink paint to have a nurse like that

  • Failed Punchline 03.10.10 @ 1:13pm

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming a meme.

  • Michael 03.10.10 @ 12:13pm

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider coming over to my house.

  • Jeff 03.10.10 @ 11:30am

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider getting back in the fucking kitchen.

  • Tori 03.10.10 @ 11:05am

    aww crap i caugh up to the end in only 2 days…anyway….

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming a 5sf porn star hottie

  • Richael Mousselet 03.10.10 @ 10:47am

    Should is she an very; beautiful consider actress becoming and talented.

  • xxemiliahxx 03.10.10 @ 10:08am

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming Jesus

  • ME 03.10.10 @ 9:22am

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming a C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

  • Fish 03.10.10 @ 9:12am

    Is “Hellooooooo nurse!” to obvious?

  • Fawkes 03.10.10 @ 9:01am

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming Jim.

  • Jim 03.10.10 @ 8:31am

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming Kelsey Gunn

  • Enabsflow 03.10.10 @ 8:26am

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming a nun.

  • waytoopolitical 03.10.10 @ 8:24am

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider assasinating Glen Beck. Huge career boost and tons of TV time.

  • Common Sense 03.10.10 @ 8:23am

    So what compels one to eat a pizza covered in spray paint? I think the paint would cancel out the taste of the pepperoni…

    Also… C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

  • JOE! 03.10.10 @ 7:21am

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming a man

  • Gamecube 03.10.10 @ 6:40am

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming death.

  • ME 03.10.10 @ 5:48am

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming a ninja.
    /8 so far if you count forgetmenow

  • Her 03.10.10 @ 5:20am

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming a teacher.

  • Him 03.10.10 @ 4:30am

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming a rapist.

  • ME 03.10.10 @ 4:08am

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming a dentist.

  • Failed Punchline 03.10.10 @ 3:14am

    I think she already is.

  • Kevin 03.10.10 @ 1:52am

    She is very beautiful and talented; she should consider becoming an actress.

  • Joe 03.10.10 @ 12:36am

    His voice sells it.

    And I’m placing my estimates at 16 comments about the hot blonde. Any takers?

  • forgetmenow 03.09.10 @ 11:25pm

    inb4commentsabout ‘the hot blonde’

  • Opattat 03.09.10 @ 11:06pm

    Huh, I’m never the first to comment, weird.
    Anyway, they should look into making golden pizza, shit would be so cash.

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