The Montana Wars

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Okay, so maybe The History Channel ran out of actual history and started to make shit up. But you can't deny, this is just as plausible as "Ice Road Truckers."

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  • padurn 12.10.12 @ 8:27pm

    I’m moving to Montana soon. I’m gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

  • Scouten 05.29.12 @ 11:21pm

    Seriously my favourite 5SF its just so amazing XD

  • BTM37 05.29.12 @ 10:41pm

    This is silly. Only Generals lead armies.

  • sapphireno1 04.28.12 @ 12:15am

    I just stop watching this

  • sapphireno1 04.27.12 @ 11:59pm

    sooooooooooooooooo funny
    !

  • Dark_lady 09.05.11 @ 8:01am

    totally cute andlovely

  • 66scarylion44 06.09.11 @ 2:39pm

    Ahh, ‘tis better to have an army of people lead by a cat than to have an army of cats lead by Old Hickory.

  • Keevee 10.03.10 @ 12:20pm

    Send in the PUPPIES!!!

  • ash 10.02.10 @ 6:25pm

    my uncle’s an ice road trucker! ....then again…i am a cat colonel…hmm….

  • Mikey 09.29.10 @ 10:27am

    I once commanded an army of cats.  They were great at setting up ambushes.  Not so good with field artillery though…

  • go-yo 09.29.10 @ 12:56am

    can anybody explain this one to me?? Im not american and I guess thats where I miss the point! Ive googled about this but found nothing!
    great site btw

  • Hello, hooray! 09.28.10 @ 9:38pm

    @Val That has nothing to do with anything.

  • Val 09.28.10 @ 4:38pm

    I heard the army of cats was led75 by a telekat.

  • urr 09.28.10 @ 3:45pm

    I think some21 here is very creative.

  • Dr_Devious 09.28.10 @ 10:23am

    @Kevin; Right after this one.

    Humans vs cows?  I only saw one of the greatest presidents ever in one of the darkest times of his monarchy over the serfs!  Glory be to our peaceful and knowledgable overlords!

  • Kevin 09.28.10 @ 12:00am

    WHERE IS THE NEXT 5 SECOND FILM?

  • Puss 09.27.10 @ 8:07pm

    R.I.P. Colonel Whiskers

  • Hank 09.27.10 @ 4:32pm

    I am disappointed.
    Being from Montana I could not resist clicking on this, and to my horror, I see nothing of humans versus cows, which is the basis for all Montana horror movies.

  • The Sentient Houseplant 09.27.10 @ 2:31pm

    Cat’s rule now?  Bad news for sentient houseplants everywhere… unless we do some sort of uprising.
    *Shifts eyes suspiciously back and forth*
    Oh wait I don’t have eyes. Uh…
    *Shifts leaves suspiciously back and forth*
    Yeah that’ll work.

  • Mister Charles 09.27.10 @ 1:59pm

    Evidently our society will never grow out of liking cat pictures. Ever.

  • yo yo yo 09.27.10 @ 12:51pm

    miss :(

    the fake history channel documentary premise is solid, but flawed in this particular application.  might have been saved with better supporting imagery or a last-second sound effect.

  • Toasted 09.27.10 @ 12:10pm

    Hahaha awesome.

  • Yes 09.27.10 @ 12:03pm

    Yes, because he said “would only b e defeated”.

    I think you’ve been absorbing too much led71.

  • Tavillion 09.27.10 @ 11:29am

    “Were only be defeated”? Am I the only one that heard that?

  • Hello, hooray! 09.27.10 @ 7:20am

    eh… miss. not really funny… at all. maybe it is to people who find lolcats funny, and those people make me retch

  • Ripoff Rick 09.27.10 @ 7:01am

    A three-corner hat fitted for a cat’s head? I don’t know, let me call my buddy who’s an expert on feline military history.

  • ereg 09.27.10 @ 6:19am

    what so few people remember is that it was really Lieutenant Cornflakes brilliant counter maneuver that one the day

  • thatguyouknow 09.27.10 @ 5:08am

    funny thing is the History Channel will find a way to spin Hitler into this anyway

  • YOU LOSE THE INTERNET!!! 09.27.10 @ 3:25am

    but then giganto spray was invented and through alot of accidental misuse the giant cockroach won over the rats and the men.

  • wererat2000 09.27.10 @ 3:09am

    but the rats still won over the army of men, using their giant mouse traps rigged with porn.

  • Enabsflow 09.27.10 @ 2:52am

    The war was finally won as Whiskers forced him into surrender with mind control. For you see, it wasn’t until the final battle that Jackson’s forces were forced to use a gentleman’s mannerisms to buy lemonade at his strategic stands. For Whiskers was a telecat, one of the few in his day.

  • GeeP 09.27.10 @ 1:54am

    Colonel Whiskers was a great tactician.

  • Totti 09.27.10 @ 1:06am

    YES! We want more 5-second documentaries!

  • ingrown fetus 09.27.10 @ 12:44am

    not too shabby boys

  • peins 09.26.10 @ 11:43pm

    major epic

  • nerd 09.26.10 @ 11:26pm

    This is a good one.  You guys should make more86 like this.

  • Dave 09.26.10 @ 11:14pm

    America-the story of us (and also kittens)
    Coming in dvd box set to a borders near you!

  • theOnlyChuck 09.26.10 @ 11:14pm

    Kitten Paradox!!

  • thirst! 09.26.10 @ 11:07pm

    David

  • David 09.26.10 @ 11:01pm

    thirst!

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