The Most Respected Man in News

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His sign-off -- "Until next time, the world's on the rocks, and so's my whiskey," followed by a huge chug of the good stuff -- was a big hit with viewers, enough to excuse his constant interruption of the entertainment news segments with stuff about child soldiers and baby boomers retiring.

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  • pznhwqj 12.22.11 @ 5:01am

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  • Harrison Bergeron 06.22.11 @ 10:29am

    I would watch the shit out of this

  • Earthbreaker 02.21.11 @ 12:10pm

    Again with the dialogue panned to the left…why?

    Still good though, I’m just picky (and wearing headphones)

  • woof 02.19.11 @ 3:42am

    I think he says “Let’s Tango.”

  • Fan 02.18.11 @ 11:36pm

    What’s his last line? Swallowed in the glass

  • The New Guy 02.18.11 @ 10:52pm

    I can see why he commands such respect34.

  • Yes75 02.18.11 @ 3:19pm

    Nancy O’dell is gonna be pissed, until75 Mark Mcgrath finally tosses it to her anyways..

  • Matthew Perry 02.18.11 @ 8:47am

    Poor Haiti can’t catch a fucking break. I’m going to bake some brown39ies and bring them down to help with the relief effort.

  • ts 02.18.11 @ 7:36am

    First local news station that does this I change the channel there and throw the remote away.

    Weatherman should be smoking a bong.

  • seriousheartburn 02.18.11 @ 6:50am

    robodog, don’t destroy haiti.
    ... shit.

  • Anonymoose 02.18.11 @ 2:48am

    Wish news was more like this.
    Celebrity attention whores? Pass.
    World-shaking developments? Alright.

  • Bitter 02.18.11 @ 2:27am

    This 5SF reminded me of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VdNcCcweL0

  • Nadeem 02.18.11 @ 1:34am

    “TITS TITS TITS Robotic dog crashes into Haiti”

    Why I love this website.

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