The New 911
None of the stimulus package went to bailing out 911 emergency response services. So they went into the privatized sector. But we have the best emergency response services in the world! Why do you think foreign leaders come here to call 911? The system’s not broken, you are! So shut up! And buy Nabisco!
James9.01.09 @ 1:08am
Fucking Brilliant.
SuperKev9.01.09 @ 6:25am
HAHAHAHAHA! Exactly right??
Lucky Cynic9.01.09 @ 7:52am
Whoooops!
That Guy9.01.09 @ 9:08am
If you hold the line you get the next ambulance free!
*elevator music*
Manice9.01.09 @ 2:41pm
“Buy 1 budwiser 6 pack and get an ambulancefree! brought to you by budwieser the official drink of bars…..“XD great vid
chris9.01.09 @ 7:06pm
i just don’t like this guys voice.
rich Bailey9.19.09 @ 9:41am
“Thank you for calling…nine-one-one…the person you are trying to call is not available. If you would like to leave a message, please stay on the line. After the tone, please record your message. You may then hang up, or press pound for more options. If you would like to page this person, please press five now.”
MineTruly2.17.10 @ 9:28am
The scary thing is, I can really see it happening.
Another thing I can see happening: 911 is only available between the hours of 9-5. And the operatives turn off the phones and go home at 4:50.
http://5sf.at/405
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