Some may accuse us of being joke thieves. Well, it goes both ways, and all we can say is, don't walk in our park and we won't walk in yours. Unless you've got clean restrooms.
haha you feel so?? Even at King’s way, once i had to try 3 or 4 ATMs .they were not working at all since there are 7, thank god one of them wekrod. And about internet banking, you are so true. They constantly make u to travel to bank (as if we love them so much) for password or sth like tht dunno why instead of simplifying banking, they are bent on making it so complicated Sigh!!
Ethan Garcia12.03.10 @ 1:43pm
that looks like brain posehn is it him
Schneidy10.28.10 @ 6:54pm
Is that Brian Posehn playing the mugger? It looks just like him.
R8.50Mango09.20.10 @ 11:29am
Jon Worley would fit right in in South Africa. Only one of us could cost22 a mugger his ‘‘props’‘
lassegg6909.03.10 @ 7:10pm
so thats how carrot top gets his jokes
minetruly08.29.10 @ 8:39am
“First I’m going to need a prop… and your wallet.”
SO. FREAKING. LOLICIOUS.
Michael Bertrand08.06.10 @ 4:43am
Awesome stuff, especially the first and last ones.
The last sentence in the description would be funnier if it was “Unless yours has clean restrooms”.
Pedobear07.24.10 @ 9:03am
It’s not rape, it’s surprise sex!
David06.07.10 @ 12:14pm
The last two were amazing
Jonathan05.11.10 @ 11:17pm
I’m still laughing at the Superman one.
theperson04.15.10 @ 4:02pm
Kelsey being hot and this video being funny ftw!
(easy59)
jogiff04.15.10 @ 12:29am
Humtum, my Native American friend was walking by while I was reading that and now he thinks I’m a racist. Thanks a lot, jerkwad.
Also, why does the subject have to be Indian?
Adam04.14.10 @ 8:08pm
Jon Worley: Meets a mugger, takes his wallet.
humtum04.12.10 @ 6:58pm
An Indian walks into a bar with a shotgun in one hand
and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says
to the bartender, “Me want coffee.” He gets the Indian
a tall mug of coffee and the Indian drinks in down in
one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it
into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his
shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in
the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the
bartender, “Me want coffee.” The waiter says, “Whoa,
Tonto! We’re still cleaning up your mess from
yesterday. What the heck was that all about anyway?”
The Indian smiles and proudly says, “Me training for
upper management position: Come in, drink coffee,
shoot the shit, leave mess for others to clean up,
disappear for rest of day.”
Mr Ugly04.12.10 @ 5:54pm
“Ok, Superman and two drunks are at the top of a building and su-fuckin shit forget i said Superman”
FUCKING GOLD
tay04.12.10 @ 4:34pm
sometimes i just want one more second to stare at kelsey. or maybe several seconds, yep several!
cgrip04.12.10 @ 4:08pm
Three drunks are standing on top of the Empire State Building.
The first one says to the other two, “You know, it’s a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off of this building right now and not even hit the ground; the wind would carry him right back up to the top of the building!”
The second drunk says, “You’re crazy!”
The first drunk says, “I’m serious! Watch!” The first drunk jumps off of the building, and the wind carries him right back up to the top!
The second drunk says, “Let me try!”
So the second drunk leaps off of the building and promptly falls to the street below, landing with a hideous SPLAT!
The first drunk smiles, clearly amused. The third drunk looks at him and says, “You know, Superman, you can be a real Jerk When you’re drunk!”
Dude Huge04.12.10 @ 4:06pm
The superman joke was that best. It literally made me “LOL”. I’m in public, so I looked like an idiot, but what can you do.
One_Random_Encounter04.12.10 @ 2:31pm
The more you know
Ratfuzz04.12.10 @ 1:26pm
Crap, I accidentally clicked on “miss” but this was a major hit. Keep up the good work, team!
Shickypoo04.12.10 @ 1:08pm
haha rape
The OTHER Brian04.12.10 @ 12:08pm
my favorite was Jon’s joke XD
Gamecube04.12.10 @ 10:21am
super funny!
Rayge04.12.10 @ 10:01am
Worley is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME04.12.10 @ 9:40am
Rape is NEVER a laughing matter.
Unless you’re raping a clown.
Tinkerbell04.12.10 @ 8:53am
i find this video a harassment to my gender, WHY ISNT THE GIRL SHOT TOO?!
cronin_burger04.12.10 @ 8:31am
All right! I love multiple 5sfs! So is brian a zombie at the end or something? I thought he got shot dead! Or maybe he just suffered a mere flesh wound that put him into temporary shock and came too when he heard “rape!” only to find that it was supposed to be a joke but using his good sense of morality agreed with the joke thief that indeed it was not funny and in conjunction with the rest of the members of the film proceeded to shake his head in disappointment of her outlandish attempt to make a funny utilizing the theory of ‘shock humor.’
Good job guys: 8.5/10
YOU LOSE THE INTERNET!!!04.12.10 @ 7:26am
shhhh shhh shhh shhhhh!
obscurerreference04.12.10 @ 7:16am
Nice Indian costume…... And warpaint
Jay Leno04.12.10 @ 3:51am
LOL, reminds me of the time I stole an guy’s entire show!
the one and only...04.12.10 @ 3:24am
wait, brian was killed, he can’t appear at the end to tell the audience “rape” isn’t funny…
wererat200004.12.10 @ 3:08am
“first i’m going to need a prop.”
“and your wallet?”
bravo my good sir, you are a master at theft.
jogiff04.11.10 @ 11:55pm
Also, I really love these videos that are a bunch of 5 second vids. They feel like a bonus.
Also, Firenzi makes a great fratboy.
Furthermore, RF makes a good point.
jogiff04.11.10 @ 11:54pm
Man, thought for sure I’d finally be first ;_;
But if I’m not, at least I can ask my question: Is there a way to watch some of your earlier vids that have disappeared?
Comments
haha you feel so?? Even at King’s way, once i had to try 3 or 4 ATMs .they were not working at all since there are 7, thank god one of them wekrod. And about internet banking, you are so true. They constantly make u to travel to bank (as if we love them so much) for password or sth like tht dunno why instead of simplifying banking, they are bent on making it so complicated Sigh!!
that looks like brain posehn is it him
Is that Brian Posehn playing the mugger? It looks just like him.
Jon Worley would fit right in in South Africa. Only one of us could cost22 a mugger his ‘‘props’‘
so thats how carrot top gets his jokes
“First I’m going to need a prop… and your wallet.”
SO. FREAKING. LOLICIOUS.
Awesome stuff, especially the first and last ones.
The last sentence in the description would be funnier if it was “Unless yours has clean restrooms”.
It’s not rape, it’s surprise sex!
The last two were amazing
I’m still laughing at the Superman one.
Kelsey being hot and this video being funny ftw!
(easy59)
Humtum, my Native American friend was walking by while I was reading that and now he thinks I’m a racist. Thanks a lot, jerkwad.
Also, why does the subject have to be Indian?
Jon Worley: Meets a mugger, takes his wallet.
An Indian walks into a bar with a shotgun in one hand
and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says
to the bartender, “Me want coffee.” He gets the Indian
a tall mug of coffee and the Indian drinks in down in
one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it
into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his
shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in
the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the
bartender, “Me want coffee.” The waiter says, “Whoa,
Tonto! We’re still cleaning up your mess from
yesterday. What the heck was that all about anyway?”
The Indian smiles and proudly says, “Me training for
upper management position: Come in, drink coffee,
shoot the shit, leave mess for others to clean up,
disappear for rest of day.”
“Ok, Superman and two drunks are at the top of a building and su-fuckin shit forget i said Superman”
FUCKING GOLD
sometimes i just want one more second to stare at kelsey. or maybe several seconds, yep several!
Three drunks are standing on top of the Empire State Building.
The first one says to the other two, “You know, it’s a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off of this building right now and not even hit the ground; the wind would carry him right back up to the top of the building!”
The second drunk says, “You’re crazy!”
The first drunk says, “I’m serious! Watch!” The first drunk jumps off of the building, and the wind carries him right back up to the top!
The second drunk says, “Let me try!”
So the second drunk leaps off of the building and promptly falls to the street below, landing with a hideous SPLAT!
The first drunk smiles, clearly amused. The third drunk looks at him and says, “You know, Superman, you can be a real Jerk When you’re drunk!”
The superman joke was that best. It literally made me “LOL”. I’m in public, so I looked like an idiot, but what can you do.
The more you know
Crap, I accidentally clicked on “miss” but this was a major hit. Keep up the good work, team!
haha rape
my favorite was Jon’s joke XD
super funny!
Worley is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rape is NEVER a laughing matter.
Unless you’re raping a clown.
i find this video a harassment to my gender, WHY ISNT THE GIRL SHOT TOO?!
All right! I love multiple 5sfs! So is brian a zombie at the end or something? I thought he got shot dead! Or maybe he just suffered a mere flesh wound that put him into temporary shock and came too when he heard “rape!” only to find that it was supposed to be a joke but using his good sense of morality agreed with the joke thief that indeed it was not funny and in conjunction with the rest of the members of the film proceeded to shake his head in disappointment of her outlandish attempt to make a funny utilizing the theory of ‘shock humor.’
Good job guys: 8.5/10
shhhh shhh shhh shhhhh!
Nice Indian costume…... And warpaint
LOL, reminds me of the time I stole an guy’s entire show!
wait, brian was killed, he can’t appear at the end to tell the audience “rape” isn’t funny…
“first i’m going to need a prop.”
“and your wallet?”
bravo my good sir, you are a master at theft.
Also, I really love these videos that are a bunch of 5 second vids. They feel like a bonus.
Also, Firenzi makes a great fratboy.
Furthermore, RF makes a good point.
Man, thought for sure I’d finally be first ;_;
But if I’m not, at least I can ask my question: Is there a way to watch some of your earlier vids that have disappeared?
Unlike rape, this video IS funny.