‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’ Test Screening

HAHA that’s gross

HAHA that’s hilarious

oh my fucking god

I’m kinda wishing I didn’t see that…

Twilight is coming

HAHA
sooooo true tho

Jeez, that’s gotta be a heluva mess to clean up… not to mention it probably smells like wicked lycanthropic/vampiric sex.

That was one of the most unexpected 5SF I’ve seen… And I can’t stop smiling

wowza this deserve one of my super ultimate capital LAWLZ

That was very, very funny.

eeeww!

sucked

O God I just vomited in my mouth a bit while laughing

Hahaha….oups i barfed a little in my mouth while laughing!!!!

wait, is that piss or cum, or what?

it’s vaginal discharge. The best kind of liquid

Never going to a movie theatre again.

@everyone: why would it be cum? look at the seat! who cums that much? besides, it’d be much more viscous…

jesus christ. i’m upset. upset with laughter and cum.

that’s great, so nasty

Hmmm, okay guys I usually lovee your videos but this one is dumb. I mean I would expect the Twlight movies to parodied in such a way (at least by 5sf) that pertained somewhat to the movie itself, not a stupid movie theater.
I mean seriously, what does a wet seat in a movie theater have o do with the Twilight movies. What the heck is that anyway?
What? Is it supposed to be soda? oooh haha, real funny
Is it supposed to be pee? Did someone get so scared they peed in their seat? oooh real funny
I mean, if you wanted to make it funny, it should be because the guys in the film are so hot that the girls….wait a minute…WAAAIIIT A MINUTE!
OMG WHAT IS THAT IN THE SEAT???
IS…IS THAT…....
BWAAAAHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
It’s super sticky, soaking wet ‘gina juice!
AAAAHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

...wait a minute, you guys happen to have the numbers for those neglected older women?
THAT’S ALOT-O-GOO!

Holy shit.  Best way to describe this one:  Jaw Dropping.  I wasnt expecting that bahahahah

True, true!

Thunder-gross! doubt95

Oh, sweet jesus.

No wonder those floors are so sticky.

WHERE IS THE MIND BLEACH?

this cannot be unseen.

Holy mother of God

So… Twilight induces bulimia in Vampires and “Squirting” Orgasms in old women?

So, how does one get a job like that?

I’m umm… asking for… a friend.

That movie theater must smell like low tide.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL

that was funny.

EUUUUUEEAAAAGH *mind bleach*

Oh GOD. I’ve been sick, but as soon as he raised his hand I threw up all over my laptop.

Ugh…

Wasn’t really all that good until he said “It’s good” about six different ways. Awesome.

Exactly how my EX reacted to these movies….....eww

This is the most disgusting funny thing I’ve seen.

i must admit that the seat covered in vaginal secretions was pretty good lol

That was.. just…

FUCKING AWESOME! But replace lonely older women with lonely, fat 14-year-olds

Ouch… my soul hurts now.

Very well done.

Who thought of this one? Give that person a soda.

LOL at the people who were disturbed or offended by this.

SuperKev is a giant douche.

Sorry, but Kevin Smith beat you to the bunch back at last year’s Comic-Con. Look it up on YouTube.

It’s good.  I think your actors are using performance enhancing drugs.

My favorite part is when Mike says “its done.”  They kept doing reshoots and different cuts of the movie, but only until his entire hand was covered in the crystal custard of an unassuming female was he certain that the film was finally finished.

Great 5sf.

Oh, dear, lord….
so true….

hahahhahahhaha soooo good

Mind Bleach… NOW.

... and now, for the age-old phrase: It’s funny because it’s true!

Hahaha, thanx sandwich!
I wondered how long it would take someone to (rightfully) hate on my ridiculously long comment.
13 Hours…good job.
xoxo

“this cannot be unseen.”

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

I still feel bad for that other vampire that feels fat….

.... I will never be able to look my Aunt in the eye again.

XD I didn’t get it at first, but when I read the discription…. I got it *raises barf bag to face one more time*

I don’t care what most of the fags on this comment section say; vaginal fluids are delicious.

twilight, a girls choice between necrophilia and bestiality

doux jésus

I find this is entirely too funny. And entirely shameful that I get the joke as I just watched the new one yesterday on DVD. DISCLAIMER: I have two teenage daughters.

eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

Now I know why my bed was all wet after my aunt watched the DVD in my room…. Thanks for the eye opener guys. o.e *Belch*

hahahahahaha, thats great!!! hahaha xD
i remember when i see the 1° movie with mi “x”, hahahahah
yeees, and we dont have any soda… and i didnt do anything….
.__.
yes… scary…

well played son

Takes they parody phrase “Twatlight” to a whole new level. Rightfully the current site’s Top Viewed.

OK, what did you use to make that? Did you actually stick an old lady in a seat or used some kinda substitute, b/c I REALLY want to prank someone with this.

oh gawd hilarious but just disgusting!!! =D!! aaaaargh!

I threw up a little

That my sirs, is an EPIC WIN. Now lets go watch a movie at the theater. If its wet, walk away.

what the fuck
this is so wrong

Бля буду, фильм охуенен! Хотя, вы всё равно нихуя не поймёте!

Я что,один не понял что за фильм?

я тоже нихуя непонял

Что за дерьмо?

ВТФ? Я Нипанятно

та похуй ребята)
тупые американцы!!!;)

чозанахуй
кто то нассал на кресло, а американец намочил руку, остальные восхитились этой гениальной идее?

Бля тоже внесу свою лепту))) какая то хуйня но я ее посмотрел несколько раз... ...с 4 раза начало затягивать... ..думаю это видео наркотик xD

Что это за бред  почему столько восхитительных коментов???^_^

хуита!

хуйня якась, москалі всіда такі понятливі були, а тепер не розуміють =/

>>rayge
2.11.10 @ 11:28am

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

rayge
2.11.10 @ 11:29am

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

ох идиоты...  :(

Отпишусь, привет йцуйцу
Американци нихуя всеравно не поймут, напишу единственное крутое слово для них “ХУЙ”
Всем пока, я спать

Единственное что я добавлю: LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! OMFG!!!!!

Is it just me, or did it get really Russian in here?

Да. Определенно очень российским.

hahahahahaha epic!

meh, i dont get it… whats twilight? does twilight thing turns older women into snails?

Короче фильм норм, жаль что этого не понять пендосам! Учите русский! Learn Russian!

привет йцу!!11 фильм охуенен!! пыщь!

Объясните в чём прикол ?

прикол тупой, как можно его не понять
девки перевозбудились от гламурного вампирчика

онотоле вас покараэ

OH GOD THE RUSSIANS ARE INVADING

Yes, we are everywhere! We filled the entire Internet. And, unlike you know your language)) Ну да ладно. Фильм этот я ваще не смотрел. Мне на него пофиг как-то! Ахахах

Поздравляем, если, если Вы разместите это в переводчик. Теперь перейдите повеситься.

Wow thatweird. What Im wonderin is that dude touched It. It makes you wonder….... Anybody else smell fish?

Ahhhhh, that ain’t right…....

hahhahhahhahahah thts kinda funny…. kinda gross too…. hmmm.. lol