Time Capsule

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It was a rough day for me when I buried that time capsule. My bike got crushed by a truck, my dog bit my hand, and my psychic parents told me I'd have no job prospects for years and years thanks to the economy.

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  • Chris Koehler 07.19.12 @ 3:32pm

    His expression there at the end is more than perfect. Love your work, keep it up!

  • Bob Dole 04.19.12 @ 4:44pm

    This one is like almost a toss back too their old comedy style. 5 stars and 1 erection!

  • ted 04.16.12 @ 10:38am

    classic comedy right there

  • Simon 04.14.12 @ 10:52pm

    Best 5sf ever. Well played Brian.

  • Here's the thing,... 04.14.12 @ 7:43am

    @Gorlac: How insightful. Clearly, you’re different from all the others who are different because you’re REALLY different.

  • Kotsuso 04.13.12 @ 10:20pm

    This is totally a subject that deserves the more-than-5-seconds treatment. Could have a 5SF for everyone on the crew opening up their own capsule =D

  • Max 04.13.12 @ 7:52pm

    This really should have been filed under Bummer Week, cause I’m pretty bummed.

    That hit close to home (with my parents).

  • Oblivious kid in a strip club 04.13.12 @ 6:27pm

    Now, now, Gorlac. Don’t be rude to the other kids

  • SeldomCommentor 04.13.12 @ 3:06pm

    That face.

  • zambo. 04.13.12 @ 10:43am

    Bravo.

  • Gorlac 04.13.12 @ 10:36am

    HAHA LOOK AT ME I AM TRYING TO BE CLEVER IN THE COMMENTS SECTION OF A COMEDY VIDEO WEBSITE HAHA MAYBE THE VIDEO PEOPLE WILL LAUGH AT MY JOKES HAHA MAYBE THAT WILL VALIDATE ME AS A PERSON HAHA!

  • padurn 04.13.12 @ 10:12am

    Now, don’t just go and masturbate your shame away.

  • Cloven 04.13.12 @ 6:11am

    Unlike other people, who bury memories that harken them back in time, my time capsule contains time itself.  Like, a months worth of actual liquid time.  Now if only I could remember where I buried the damn thing.

  • thenation 04.13.12 @ 5:22am

    and fuck pluralization.

  • thenation 04.13.12 @ 5:21am

    Who buries time capsule when their 26?

  • Here's the thing,... 04.13.12 @ 4:35am

    Could’ve been worse. Could’ve been the missing evidence that gave answers to the blackouts of his teenage years, like bloody molars and his first girlfriend’s necklace.

  • Here's the thing,... 04.13.12 @ 4:32am

    Young Brian’s kind of a dick, isn’t he?

  • Pastor_of_Muppets 04.13.12 @ 4:17am

    Au contraire, Drug Week ended with Caffeine.  That is definitely a coffee mug.  Sweet, tasty, glorious, life-sustaining, coffee.

    I give this video five shots of espresso.  And then I’ll clean the apartment…  Complex.

  • kalvynevans 04.13.12 @ 1:06am

    Drug week:
    Monday: Helium
    Tuesday: Alcohol
    Wednesday: Acid
    Thursday: Cocaine
    Friday: Parents

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  • kalvynevans 04.13.12 @ 12:57am

    ...and the music stops. A bird chirps in the background. Perfect.

  • Crindy 04.13.12 @ 12:39am

    Did you move out of that highway town you settled with Maria? Was the economy bad there, too?

  • Mr Friday 04.13.12 @ 12:30am

    And we have a winner! At least for this week.

    By the way, is that really Brian’s age?

  • Ted 04.13.12 @ 12:21am

    damn, that’s rough

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