He then walked around from party to party, despondent at the lack of female attention, until he noticed another flyer tacked to a telephone pole. “NO INTERESTING WAY TO IDENTIFY YOURSELF AS AN INDIVIDUAL TO CO-EDS?” The flyer read. “TALK ABOUT HOW YOU DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE!” Suddenly, it all made sense: His dad was posting up all these flyers, and he was trying to get him laid.