Useless Fact Cowboy: Kitchen Edition

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He was falling on hard times. He even started resorting to useful facts, like how many calories are in a bucket of chicken wings, or how a bill becomes a law. Sadly, no one saw this as the cry for help that it was.

Comments

  • Shenanigans! 06.15.12 @ 9:46pm

    It’s still technically a useless fact, since everyone already knows it that means it’s pointless to recite the fact.

  • petsinwinter 06.10.12 @ 6:34pm

    Doesn’t the UFCB only show up when someone is about to die?

  • Jess 06.10.12 @ 2:36am

    That tomato is HUGE.

    It’s like the size of a baby’s head. Not that… That’s a common size measurement.

  • Jimmy Ellis 06.09.12 @ 3:23pm

    Yo. . . i forgot tamotos were a fruit so i just learned something lol.

  • disq 06.09.12 @ 12:33pm

    Yeah it seems to work now.

  • kalvynevans 06.09.12 @ 12:03pm

    Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit.

    Wisdom is knowing NOT to put it in the fruit salad.

  • Dr. Mengele 06.09.12 @ 10:29am

    Now I can see the video.

  • disq 06.09.12 @ 3:49am

    I can’t see it as well.

  • kalvynevans 06.08.12 @ 10:44pm

    Am I the only one who can’t see this video? I can’t even see the other comments!

  • Here's the thing,... 06.08.12 @ 11:17am

    More specifically, they’re berries.

  • Pastor_of_Muppets 06.08.12 @ 10:03am

    Jon Worley would have Slap-Chopped his nuts. UFC’s nuts, not his own.

    /I give this video five SLICES AND DICES
    //but no JULIENNES because she’s not been in a 5SF in a while.

  • Mels Bells 06.08.12 @ 9:32am

    I give this 5 “awwww”

  • the_nozzle_poots 06.08.12 @ 8:26am

    Tomatoes will always be meat to me. Tomeatoes.

  • Chip Otley 06.08.12 @ 7:16am

    Is that a Shun Classic 7” Chinese Chef’s Knife? Whooooo doggie, thats a nice knife.

    There’s your useless fact right there

  • OlivertheMime 06.08.12 @ 7:10am

    why did his voice drop so much?

  • padurn 06.08.12 @ 6:15am

    Tomatoes are also a nut.

  • Matchstickman 06.08.12 @ 5:00am

    No “Who are you? And how did you get in my kitchen?” ?
    I think they knew what they were in for when they invited the cowboy around.

    Go make friends with the “Hitting the Books” guy, he’ll appreciate you Useless Fact Cowboy!

  • Michael K 06.08.12 @ 12:31am

    Why useless?

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