Useless Fact Cowboy: Kitchen Edition
He was falling on hard times. He even started resorting to useful facts, like how many calories are in a bucket of chicken wings, or how a bill becomes a law. Sadly, no one saw this as the cry for help that it was.
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It’s still technically a useless fact, since everyone already knows it that means it’s pointless to recite the fact.
Doesn’t the UFCB only show up when someone is about to die?
That tomato is HUGE.
It’s like the size of a baby’s head. Not that… That’s a common size measurement.
Yo. . . i forgot tamotos were a fruit so i just learned something lol.
Yeah it seems to work now.
Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing NOT to put it in the fruit salad.
Now I can see the video.
I can’t see it as well.
Am I the only one who can’t see this video? I can’t even see the other comments!
More specifically, they’re berries.
Jon Worley would have Slap-Chopped his nuts. UFC’s nuts, not his own.
/I give this video five SLICES AND DICES
//but no JULIENNES because she’s not been in a 5SF in a while.
I give this 5 “awwww”
Tomatoes will always be meat to me. Tomeatoes.
Is that a Shun Classic 7” Chinese Chef’s Knife? Whooooo doggie, thats a nice knife.
There’s your useless fact right there
why did his voice drop so much?
Tomatoes are also a nut.
No “Who are you? And how did you get in my kitchen?” ?
I think they knew what they were in for when they invited the cowboy around.
Go make friends with the “Hitting the Books” guy, he’ll appreciate you Useless Fact Cowboy!
Why useless?