Should have pee’d on his foot and then told him why it helps. Perverts need a better rep.
YOU LOSE THE INTERNET!!!04.19.12 @ 5:55pm
You know what else helps stop the burn? A heaping helping of FRUIT SLAM!!!
Pastor_of_Muppets04.19.12 @ 9:19am
I give this video three burning pees.
Herp04.18.12 @ 11:07pm
Useless fact cowboy is my new favorite
padurn04.18.12 @ 10:51pm
Wait, why is it a man’s pee?
padurn04.18.12 @ 9:33pm
Pee jokes take me home. In bed.
Matt Damon04.18.12 @ 3:36pm
So probably you should have just stayed at the ocean then.
kalvynevans04.18.12 @ 2:26pm
Vinegar doesn’t even help. I once stepped on a sea urchin, and when I went to a hospital, all they did is put vinegar on it and give me a tetanus shot.
However, my landlady was a retired nurse, and she knew what to really do. Soak the foot in warm salt water. Stopped the pain, and made all the needles loosen up so I could take them out like splinters.
True story.
Contrariwise04.18.12 @ 11:56am
A useless fact is irrelevant to the situation at hand. So this is a not a useless fact. Rather, it’s relevant and intended to be helpful. Therefore useful. The implication that pee is not immediately available not prevailing, because we can presume that pee could be obtained, and fairly easily, as this is spring break at the beach.
However, this is all meta because it’s apparently wrong. A diabolically clever twist! So we have not a fact. Children, what we have here is a useful fiction offered by a useless fact cowboy.
I’m gonna ponder this mobius plot line all afternoon.
mike04.18.12 @ 7:33am
I didn’t know saying the words “Useless facts” in the same sentence was an invitation to add your own.
I’m going to try this in everyday life now
Quizlibet04.18.12 @ 6:45am
Actually, urine could cause the sting to release more venom, increasing the pain.
Steve Zissou04.18.12 @ 1:57am
DancingFox is correct. Acidic things such as vinegar will help deactivate the nematocysts, or stinging cells in the tentacles and neutralize the sting.
Mr Wednesday04.18.12 @ 1:37am
The number of useless facts is too damn low!
DancingFox04.18.12 @ 1:26am
Not actually true! Vinegar. Funnily enough, this is information in the EMT textbook, valid stuff we’re expected to know.
Llamaqueen04.18.12 @ 12:15am
no jellyfish were harmed in the making of this sketch
Comments
Should have pee’d on his foot and then told him why it helps. Perverts need a better rep.
You know what else helps stop the burn? A heaping helping of FRUIT SLAM!!!
I give this video three burning pees.
Useless fact cowboy is my new favorite
Wait, why is it a man’s pee?
Pee jokes take me home. In bed.
So probably you should have just stayed at the ocean then.
Vinegar doesn’t even help. I once stepped on a sea urchin, and when I went to a hospital, all they did is put vinegar on it and give me a tetanus shot.
However, my landlady was a retired nurse, and she knew what to really do. Soak the foot in warm salt water. Stopped the pain, and made all the needles loosen up so I could take them out like splinters.
True story.
A useless fact is irrelevant to the situation at hand. So this is a not a useless fact. Rather, it’s relevant and intended to be helpful. Therefore useful. The implication that pee is not immediately available not prevailing, because we can presume that pee could be obtained, and fairly easily, as this is spring break at the beach.
However, this is all meta because it’s apparently wrong. A diabolically clever twist! So we have not a fact. Children, what we have here is a useful fiction offered by a useless fact cowboy.
I’m gonna ponder this mobius plot line all afternoon.
I didn’t know saying the words “Useless facts” in the same sentence was an invitation to add your own.
I’m going to try this in everyday life now
Actually, urine could cause the sting to release more venom, increasing the pain.
DancingFox is correct. Acidic things such as vinegar will help deactivate the nematocysts, or stinging cells in the tentacles and neutralize the sting.
The number of useless facts is too damn low!
Not actually true! Vinegar. Funnily enough, this is information in the EMT textbook, valid stuff we’re expected to know.
no jellyfish were harmed in the making of this sketch
I’ll pee on you!