When the Chico Department of Publicity hired their most trustworthy cop, Officer Sminkle, to do a series of promotional tapes back in '93, this was the result.
LOL just recognized the gasp—that’s gotta be Kelsey.
JustTheFax04.24.12 @ 11:56pm
The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits… just so you know!
Jeremy12.10.11 @ 4:21pm
Brian, it is time for another educational foray into the town of Chico. Please make more!
Rick Dick10.29.11 @ 10:20pm
Is there where you guys live or something?
personal trainer pa06.09.11 @ 4:29pm
Chico’s favorite summertime tradition has been the Friday Night Con
Bill Swerski's super fan04.27.11 @ 10:27pm
Just don’t detonate a nuclear device within Chico city limits because28 you will get a hefty 500 dollar fine.
Eikern11.10.10 @ 4:32am
The song is called Blibb from the artist Vowo on the album Harbor Lights.
Jessie07.03.10 @ 3:12pm
COOL I LIVE IN A DORM AT CHICO STATE,LOL
Chump Diggity06.03.10 @ 6:41pm
i third the music request - wicked catchy! sounds like it might be in Dodgeball maybe? :D
The Sentient Houseplant05.24.10 @ 7:29pm
Gotta get my ass to Chico
DrakeMagnum04.14.10 @ 1:04am
The attention to detail makes me go all woozy with joy.
Snerg04.03.10 @ 3:02pm
..His face after he says “Its okay, the safetys on!” Is just epic. So…Un-Brian, though.
The OTHER Brian04.01.10 @ 5:47pm
If women are from mars, and whores are from Chico, then are Strippers a cross-breed?
fake surfer03.16.10 @ 2:07am
seconding the music request - catchy tune!
angryfrench03.02.10 @ 2:14pm
Being a resident of Chico, I’m amazed how fluffy they make my town seem. Thanks!
Brian Rubin03.02.10 @ 9:18am
The music in this is AMAZING. Might I ask who it is?
MC Prop Guy02.28.10 @ 8:44am
My, thats a fancy gunbelt he has, it really makes the whole thing work for me. so factual.
Kevin02.25.10 @ 8:23pm
Wow very nice.
To whom can we credit the whore noise?
Archer02.25.10 @ 5:00pm
don’t worry, the safety is on. FMEH!
love that xD
Kyle02.25.10 @ 6:08am
Such a great vid. By far one of my favorites.
jubbs02.24.10 @ 11:19pm
This literally gets better every time I watch it. And I’m about 35 viewings in.
Logan02.24.10 @ 10:30pm
I’m from Chico and this is exactly how it is.
cronin_burger02.24.10 @ 7:10pm
The talent on 5sf keeps getting better with each video. Its getting more difficult to give bad ratings when they are doing so well. Truly I am inspired. 9/10
Justin02.24.10 @ 7:00pm
I thought he said “Chico’s the birthplace of math”.
Jules02.24.10 @ 1:43pm
Best. 5SF. Ever.
Vurtax02.24.10 @ 12:05pm
Expect tourism to shoot straight up at time for Martygraw
haha02.24.10 @ 12:02pm
that is awesome! go wildcats! hahaha
Nex02.24.10 @ 11:38am
Those gray pants do not match that black shirt. So unprofessional, even for Chico.
Some Dude02.24.10 @ 10:39am
Did Brian get a traffic ticket in Chico City?
alexis02.24.10 @ 10:33am
I AM FROM CHICO! THIS IS HILARIOUS!
Isotaupe02.24.10 @ 10:18am
@ME - Truly you are a gentleman of taste.
t.j.02.24.10 @ 8:26am
My interview with Brian “Here, The Safety Is On” Firenzi is up on Poop or Chocolate. Check it out. http://tinyurl.com/ydppjyy
Your Biological Father02.24.10 @ 6:17am
Oh and ME - It sounds like Olivia
Your Biological Father02.24.10 @ 6:14am
This was just so Win. I am speechless.
ME02.24.10 @ 4:55am
Birthplace of Meth? Benihana Strippers?
/packs bags
ME02.24.10 @ 4:54am
Ok…. Who provided the gasp at the end? HOT.
Nickloves5SF02.24.10 @ 4:43am
Part three is the best, for some reason the footsteps sound effect and the face he pulls just before saying ‘really’ kill me every time
YES02.24.10 @ 3:52am
Five 5sf’s for the price of one? YES!
zambo.02.24.10 @ 1:34am
Bravo.
TheHafk02.23.10 @ 11:31pm
The music between the clips and the tape effect really make this shine.
Comments
LOL just recognized the gasp—that’s gotta be Kelsey.
The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits… just so you know!
Brian, it is time for another educational foray into the town of Chico. Please make more!
Is there where you guys live or something?
Chico’s favorite summertime tradition has been the Friday Night Con
Just don’t detonate a nuclear device within Chico city limits because28 you will get a hefty 500 dollar fine.
The song is called Blibb from the artist Vowo on the album Harbor Lights.
COOL I LIVE IN A DORM AT CHICO STATE,LOL
i third the music request - wicked catchy! sounds like it might be in Dodgeball maybe? :D
Gotta get my ass to Chico
The attention to detail makes me go all woozy with joy.
..His face after he says “Its okay, the safetys on!” Is just epic. So…Un-Brian, though.
If women are from mars, and whores are from Chico, then are Strippers a cross-breed?
seconding the music request - catchy tune!
Being a resident of Chico, I’m amazed how fluffy they make my town seem. Thanks!
The music in this is AMAZING. Might I ask who it is?
My, thats a fancy gunbelt he has, it really makes the whole thing work for me. so factual.
Wow very nice.
To whom can we credit the whore noise?
don’t worry, the safety is on. FMEH!
love that xD
Such a great vid. By far one of my favorites.
This literally gets better every time I watch it. And I’m about 35 viewings in.
I’m from Chico and this is exactly how it is.
The talent on 5sf keeps getting better with each video. Its getting more difficult to give bad ratings when they are doing so well. Truly I am inspired. 9/10
I thought he said “Chico’s the birthplace of math”.
Best. 5SF. Ever.
Expect tourism to shoot straight up at time for Martygraw
that is awesome! go wildcats! hahaha
Those gray pants do not match that black shirt. So unprofessional, even for Chico.
Did Brian get a traffic ticket in Chico City?
I AM FROM CHICO! THIS IS HILARIOUS!
@ME - Truly you are a gentleman of taste.
My interview with Brian “Here, The Safety Is On” Firenzi is up on Poop or Chocolate. Check it out. http://tinyurl.com/ydppjyy
Oh and ME - It sounds like Olivia
This was just so Win. I am speechless.
Birthplace of Meth? Benihana Strippers?
/packs bags
Ok…. Who provided the gasp at the end? HOT.
Part three is the best, for some reason the footsteps sound effect and the face he pulls just before saying ‘really’ kill me every time
Five 5sf’s for the price of one? YES!
Bravo.
The music between the clips and the tape effect really make this shine.
The tape effect is a great touch.