What Really Happens When You Die

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Life is but a quarter, plunked into the coin slot of fate. We know not how far we'll fly when our judgment day comes, nor if our aim shall be true. But either way, we'll know the ticket payout is a ripoff compared to the Whack-a-Mole machine in the other corner of the universe.

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  • Jack Wallace 05.12.12 @ 3:41pm

    Well if Morgan freeman was actually god that would be a basketball hoop.

  • Ian 05.12.12 @ 10:54am

    @theajtruth

    It’s true. God does love his/her skee ball.

  • whatthecardboard 05.12.12 @ 6:30am

    @PJF

    If he was meant for heaven, He would have jumped over the hell cup and landed in the heaven cup that we cannot see due to the camera angle.

  • Bob Dole 05.11.12 @ 5:50pm

    BRILLIANT

  • theajtruth 05.11.12 @ 2:55pm

    GOD WAS ALWAYS A SKEE BALL FAN!!!!

  • Pastor_of_Muppets 05.11.12 @ 12:57pm

    @ Srsly tho: OMG, do you think this is his way of quitting 5SF?

    Would be quite fitting.

  • DerVikingTron 05.11.12 @ 12:33pm

    my grandma died yesterday. I guess she missed the Undo

  • Timothy Ciancio 05.11.12 @ 10:35am

    If we kill Rous a few more times we will finally have enough tickets to get the parachute guy! We ain’t going home with another spider ring.

    HAAHA, too true,

    Michael Rousselet: the Kenny of 5sf
    (oblivious kid in a strip club)

  • Srsly tho 05.11.12 @ 9:47am

    *undo

    (bugger, can’t edit/delete old posts)

  • Srsly tho 05.11.12 @ 9:47am

    He must’ve fallen into the ‘reincarnation’ all the other times…

  • ibs2pid 05.11.12 @ 9:41am

    I turned 30 today and now I know what to expect.  Time to go to the local arcade and start practicing for my eminent demise.

  • ted 05.11.12 @ 9:22am

    When that time comes, I will probably land on one of the dividers, spine-first

  • Oblivious kid in a strip club 05.11.12 @ 9:19am

    Michael Rousselet: the Kenny of 5sf

  • Pastor_of_Muppets 05.11.12 @ 7:38am

    I was hoping there was an option for “Reincarnate as Olivia’s Brassiere.”

    /ducks
    //I give this video five Pearly Gates

  • PJF 05.11.12 @ 7:27am

    No cup for Heaven?

  • Teja 05.11.12 @ 6:54am

    bathiki unaka savadam avasaram?
    JAFFA NA JAFFDA..

    NEE BONDHA

  • YES 05.11.12 @ 6:42am

    The Banana peel of folly.

  • padurn 05.11.12 @ 5:56am

    This is why we trampoline.

  • Awesome 05.11.12 @ 5:52am

    Rousselet dead? There’s a shocker.

  • Here's the thing,... 05.11.12 @ 4:19am

    What happens when we die? The animated meat we used to be gets buried in a ditch to rot, and all the fictions we used to comfort ourselves are for naught as we realize the horror of our own cessation with our last breath.

    Still, no reincarnation, so…silver lining.

  • EE 05.11.12 @ 3:47am

    Love it.

  • Man Solo 05.11.12 @ 3:12am

    LOL. UNDO. BRILLIANT.

  • Mels Bells 05.11.12 @ 2:31am

    Death by banana peel? Lame, Rousselet, lame….

  • Oatmeal 05.11.12 @ 2:30am

    Its nice to know that the 5SF crew has their go-to death guy. Always fun to see Rousselet end up with eternal damnation.

  • kalvynevans 05.11.12 @ 2:06am

    I didn’t even make the connection with the banana peel until you said something. Wow.

  • Llamaqueen 05.11.12 @ 1:48am

    Even Johnny Quickdeath knows to avoid the banana peals Rousselet.

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