What’s My Name?

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Winners of the "What's My Name?" game receive a year's supply of rejection, dinner for one at the Couples In Love Spa/Resort, and a round trip to Isolation Hills with air travel provided by Virgin Atlantic.

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  • Radcliffe Eccleston 01.11.13 @ 8:04pm

    This is one of the only occasions in which it would be creepy if she shouted the correct name during sex

  • Kevin 01.10.13 @ 10:36pm

    What a bitch. He was obviously just leaning in to get a closer look at her name tag.

  • Radcliffe Eccleston 01.10.13 @ 7:52pm

    Don’t blame him, her username on eharmony was billstevenoitsnotiwin

  • Bear Bearington I.esq 01.10.13 @ 3:18pm

    @ Lock I don’t believe everything I see on the internet.  Not to get all Donald Trump on you, but I’m going to need to see their birth certificates.

  • Lock 01.10.13 @ 2:59pm

    @ Bear Bearington

    He’s right about their names. Here’s Kelsey’s in a video:

    http://5secondfilms.com/watch/not_ok

  • PastorSmackasstor 01.10.13 @ 12:56pm

    At least he didn’t get to mid-sex and realize he forgot her name. No chance of getting out of that. Happened to me once. She asked me to yell out her name and since I didn’t know it I did the only thing I could, I started singing “Got to give it up” by Marvin Gaye… I guess next time I better try some Buddy Holly…

  • Bear Bearington I.esq 01.10.13 @ 12:22pm

    @ Bubbles Is that their character’s names or the actor’s names?  Or both?  And can I really trust someone who claims to be named Bubbles and doesn’t know the difference between a bear and a dear?  The video may only have been 5 seconds, but the questions could go on forever.

  • Pastor of Muppets 01.10.13 @ 10:12am

    Ok, we’ve established their names.  Now, the burning question is: are they human?

    WELL?!  ARE YOU?!?!

    /I give this video two failed gropes and a Turing Test Cheat Sheet

  • Bubbles 01.10.13 @ 10:03am

    @ Bear Dearington, Michael E. Peter and Kelsey Gunn

  • Bear Bearington I.esq 01.10.13 @ 5:35am

    I have a question: What are their real names?  Perhaps we’ll never know…:(

  • Cherub Cow 01.10.13 @ 1:53am

    !!! XD !!!

    You know, if that’s not win, then where can win be found? The east86? Or maybe he’ll go east86? Maybe I should switch my captcha for better witticism opportunities.. oh whatever.

  • Horny4Life(Notwhatyouthink) 01.10.13 @ 1:38am

    That’s when she walks out, pissed off, and “Steve” keeps saying as she walks away, “But I win! This isn’t fair I win!” In truth, nobody really won this time around.

  • Mr Thursday 01.10.13 @ 12:19am

    I believe this method should be taught to every male above the age of 8.

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