Wishful Thinking

Last Film Last Film
Just because people look like genies, doesn't give you the right to take a crap wherever you like. I made that mistake when I ran into George Clooney while he was vacationing at his Italian villa, sporting a mighty salt-and-pepper beard. I was promptly cast in "Syriana" as "Guy Who Shits Magnificently #3" but I couldn't bring the thunder on the day because I'm not a trained shitter or anything, so I was eventually cut from the film. But I respect George for seeing something in me that I didn't see myself.

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