It was another normal day in Dayton, Ohio…until trouble struck. A man robbing a liquor store steals a 1995 white SUV and decides to go for a little joyride. He thinks he’s going to make a clean getaway…but the cops have a thing or two to say about that. And so do I…because I’m in the car with him…right now. And I just had five cups of justice-flavored coffee…and can’t stop sneering. He’s looking at me weird. We’ll see how weird he looks, when he gets five years…in the big house.