World’s Wildest Police Commentary
It was another normal day in Dayton, Ohio...until trouble struck. A man robbing a liquor store steals a 1995 white SUV and decides to go for a little joyride. He thinks he's going to make a clean getaway...but the cops have a thing or two to say about that. And so do I...because I'm in the car with him...right now. And I just had five cups of justice-flavored coffee...and can't stop sneering. He's looking at me weird. We'll see how weird he looks, when he gets five years...in the big house.
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