Zanderflex: Bottoms Up
In his quieter moments, Elliot Zanderflex has always revealed his shortcomings to women, in the hopes that they'll recognize his bleeding-heart honesty and reassure him that he is worthy of love despite his failings as a person. In his louder moments, he can be found drunkenly humping drywall in an abandoned parking garage, blasting the live version of Def Leppard's "Photograph" from a 2004 flip phone speaker.
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He is shallow, a callous user of women, emotionally distant and smug to the point of arrogance
No wonder women love him!
(and, to clarify, my second statement is that it is of no surprise that women are attracted to him, not that no version of the DC comics character Wonder Woman has emotional attachments to him)
Up until this moment I didn’t know Rousse played Zanderflex because of the huge ponytail and extremely deep voice and instead there was some other 5sf star that I never saw anywhere else.
Your eyes are back!
i identify with this character.
I don’t know if it’s just a sample audio track from iMovie or Garage Band or something, but does anyone know where that piano track playing in the background is from?
Hey, I’m dead inside, too!
Hifiiiiiive!
Jokes aren’t as funny when you have to wikipedia them :C
Oh, wait. Formaldehyde, not Chloroform. Got my illicit chemicals mixed up.
I thought he’d also order a hanky.
/I give this video five smug fingerbangs
His voice just made me orgasm. Zanderflex, how I’ve missed you!
We’ve known Zanderflex long enough to see he isn’t devoid of emotion. His subtle facial twitches wouldn’t be noticed by the layman, but to us ... he might as well be sobbing.
All we need to do is tug on the thread. The sudden flood of emotion he’ll feel when he comes to believe he’s been killing people by shooting them with his finger is all the excuse he’ll need to leave Earth.
Well played, Prince Elliot.
The title alone made me giddy. Good ol’ Zanderflex!
my tears will never stop
just like my parties