Films

  • Exit Row

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    ​Based on what they just saw, his qualifications were simply too good to ignore. Upon scooping him up at the chain link fence surrounding...

  • Another Success

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    ​There’s nothing quite like the feeling of another Christmas come and gone. All the hustle and bustle of the season, the...

  • Christmas Butter

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    ​He’s in you when you’re sleeping. He’s the glisten in your parents’ teeth when you’re awake. He knows if...

  • 5SF’s Christmas Bonus This...

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    ​Last year everyone got PS4s and a big ol’ honkin’ handjob in the back room where they kept all the extra snacks bought in...

  • Cutesy Couple Christmas Card

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    ​It’s funny how a little font choice makes all the difference. A few months later, when they sent out their wedding invitations,...

  • Santa Baby

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    ​Santa baby, just slip my father under the tree, for me, Haven’t seen him in years, Santa baby, So lure him in with whiskey...

  • Decorating The Christmas Tree

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    ​Real Actual Angel From Heaven Christmas Tree Toppers tend to cost about $100 if you buy them in the department store, but you can save up...

  • The Audition

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    ​He tried briefly appeasing his cruel judge with a “jaunty sidestep” of the ottoman, but was sternly reprimanded....