Absence of the Towels

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It gets the towel from the bedroom. It does this whenever it's hungover.

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    My room mate and I totally lost it when we saw this one. His little waddle is what sold it. HILARIOUS!

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  • Warren Dawlish 07.18.13 @ 11:10pm

    Nice little clip, I must say I enjoyed it tremendously. He looks like an oven ready chicken trying to escape the pot.

  • Retro Shout 06.07.13 @ 8:02pm

    chiantia, fava beans and firenzi’s liver. the silence of the rest.

  • Janees 05.16.13 @ 5:23am

    the hell was that?

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    I want to know how many takes this took…

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    RIP Ryan Dunn

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  • Balls 09.03.12 @ 2:00am

    @tags-sempai, @cocodaddy.

    It is a Silence of the Lambs parody. It’s the scene where Buffalo Bill dresses up in makeup and tucks his junk under and dances around and says “would you fuck me?” “I’d fuck me, I’d fuck me so hard.”

    It’s right after the “Put the lotion in the fucking basket!” scene.

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    Weird thing is, I have adblock, and I just watched this…

    Second weird thing, if I couldn’t watch this, I’d probably just turn off my adblock…

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    @Cocodaddy I think its a “exorcist” reference not silence of the lambs

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  • fuckadblock 05.29.12 @ 10:14pm

    All of you adblock cunts who don’t feel like watching the video because of it not letting you due to your adblock, THERE ISN’T EVEN A FUCKING AD. YOU DON’T EVEN NEED THE FUCKING ADBLOCK FOR THIS.

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    I was recently asked by a close colleague of mine to describe what this film was about. How to describe a piece of art in such few words? How does one describe the Sistine Chapel? It’s beautiful. Yes, but what is REALLY going on?

    Well, basically we see a young adult, who will be referred to as YA1 from here on out, coming out out what seems to be your everyday, run of the mill shower. Why was he taking a shower? For how long? Did he use conditioner? We do not know. The suspense builds.

    Conflict arises within this work when our protagonist, YA1, realizes that he there is no towel made available to him to dry off with. Why isn’t it there? Did he forget to have one ready? What liquid-absorbent material is the towel made of? IS THERE EVEN A TOWEL?

    YA1 realized the gravity of his situation when he concludes that he IS INDEED ‘‘left for wet’‘. Thus he opts to perform that which is known in American pop-culture as “The Buffalo Bill Tuck”. It is the basic act of trying to hide one’s penis between his legs whilst having an erection, for either sexually arousal, comical, or disturbing effects. Such was the case for this deed’s namesake, Buffalo Bill, as was seen the movie “The Silence of the Lambs”.

    Furthermore, YA1 decides to perturb another male who appears to be his roommate and is referred to as “John”. He does so by doing a side-crab across their seemingly shared living space area (while John stands across in their kitchen) whilst in full “Buffalo Bill Tuck”, asking John (in a deep voice, again reminiscent of Buffalo Bill) if he would engage in sexual intercourse with him. Naturally John is unsettled by this attack on the senses. Why would YA1 commit such a travesty? Why not just look for a towel? Are there in fact, no towels? Was he even wet? Did he even take a shower?

    Even more surprising is John’s reaction. During the “Tucked Crab Walk” performed by YA1, John clearly gets a view of the perversion that YA1 has turned himself into. Yet, he follows this up by taking the Lord’s name in vein and cursing right after. How much did John see? Why did he bother looking at YA1 if he heard YA1 making such a suspiciously odd voice first? Has he seen this schtick before? Did he know it was coming? Was he indeed disgusted, or perhaps aroused? Perhaps the anger we are shown in his reaction is a mere front, to disguise the latent homosexual urges he harbors towards YA1 when he sees his sleek and nubile body, in all it’s physical attractiveness?

    And after 5 seconds, the film ends with seemingly more questions than answers. There is more words exchanged between YA1 and John after the post credits, but the bulk of the damage has already been done. The presence of possibly corrupt and shady characters are in-line with the noir style of film. Yet the lack of darkly-tinted, low-key lighting, and the suburban setting modernize the film to the neo-noir school. The constant questioning of every character’s motives and fast-paced cut scenes are clear contributors to the thriller genre.

    Does YA1 run back a second time to continue his onslaught on John? Does John follow YA1 and confess his undying love for YA1? ARE THERE ANY TOWELS IN THIS HOUSE? These are the main questions one is left with after viewing this film. It’s clear that the director leaves the ending ambiguous so that the viewer can fill in his own blanks. That is to say, the viewer has now become the story teller, and in a sense is given a test to learn more about him/herself as a person, depending on how he/she answers said questions. This is where the artistic side of the film shines through. And lastly the 5 second time frame is the clear element of this film that makes it fit the criterion of being an experimental film. So much is said in so little time, such is life.

    In conclusion, this is a brilliant piece of modern day cinema, and I wouldn’t be surprised if we heard more about “Absence of The Towels” a lot more come awards season. Additionally, if I had to assign films that I thought to be clear and apparent influences to the film maker, I’d list them as so:

    Silence of the Lambs <—-(Ha, obviously…)
    A Clockwork Orange
    Blue Velvet
    Weekend at Bernie's

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    I just have to keep watching this one over, and over, and over again! Awesome!

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    ya know, i dont even know what this is about but i just keep watching it bc of the weird thing he is saying.

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    Wow, talk about brave! The execution and reaction was perfect for this, I was literally ROFLing.

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