Crabwalkin’

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Thus began a feud between two powerful families of pure hearts and proud walks, a feud as inevitable as the setting of the sun and the icing of the balls.

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  • Panda Bear 06.25.12 @ 11:48am

    NEVER CRABWALK IN THE STREET!!!

  • Eminem!! 01.22.12 @ 3:10pm

    Im speed walkin…..

  • Evelyn Cavazos 12.07.11 @ 3:25pm

    LMFAO with this video every time i watch it!!!

  • Harodan 11.30.11 @ 9:52am

    I still love this. I return every now and then to get a cheap laugh.

    This time, though, I saw it to the music of Prelude by Immediate Music. Made the whole thing pretty intense.

  • That_Chad 10.25.11 @ 1:40am

    Great stuff especially including the great Oswalt, woot!

  • That Person Who Says Stuff 08.09.11 @ 7:12pm

    An honest mistake. You never know who’s going to crab walk into your high kick.

  • D Shook 07.10.11 @ 10:38pm
  • Slurms Mckenzie 07.09.11 @ 2:13pm

    So this is considered funny?
    They had Patton Oswalt… I’m sure they could of stepped it up just a little bit…

  • Historian 07.09.11 @ 9:44am

    And thus began the feud between the crab-walking Montagues and the high-kicking Capulets. Very few records were left21 of this incident, but most scholars agree that the feud began with a kick in the testicles, because don’t they all?

  • Triska 07.08.11 @ 8:12am

    Oh dear lord it’s Patton Oswalt in a 5sf.

    My life is complete now. I can die at peace.

  • derp40 07.07.11 @ 11:55pm

    it38 seemed66 like24 a62 good93 idea70 at41 the35 time28.

  • Enabsflow 07.07.11 @ 8:49pm

    Your celebrity count keeps growing. Crazy!

  • Brad Pun 07.07.11 @ 5:28am

    props for getting patton.

  • Duke Von Lichtenhien 07.07.11 @ 12:33am

    This, good sirs and madames, is perhaps the gretest piece of cinematography since Worthrop and Pendergrast!

  • davebo 07.06.11 @ 9:11pm

    Sure do love when geniuses collaborate.

  • The OTHER Brian 07.06.11 @ 9:06pm

    IS THAT PATTON OSWALD!!!!

  • tiny 07.06.11 @ 7:15pm

    Don’t you crab walk sideways?

  • thewheelman84 07.06.11 @ 5:46pm

    Patton Oswalt in 5sf is great for the betterment of society37.

  • wpk914 07.06.11 @ 4:54pm

    wow. Patton Oswalt. I expect Tom Hanks next.

  • Chris 07.06.11 @ 3:03pm

    FINALLY

  • DirtyDan 07.06.11 @ 1:49pm

    Patton Oswalt and 5sf?! Thus begins a golden age24 of comedy.

  • Big Nerd 07.06.11 @ 1:49pm

    Update your Flash and browsers if you want that last second of funny. Vimeo doesn’t always play nice with the public16.

  • Mister Charles 07.06.11 @ 1:22pm

    Patton Oswalt + Ball Kick = This might just be the coolest video ever. Well done.

  • Ian 07.06.11 @ 1:20pm

    PATTON OSWALT!

    SWEET!

  • Derp 07.06.11 @ 12:01pm

    This video didn’t have enough girls14.

  • Chainsaw Bears with Chocolate 07.06.11 @ 11:18am

    This might be the video that will one day in the future spawn the hit TV show “Ow My Balls!”.

  • padurn 07.06.11 @ 9:23am

    This 5SF is a simile regarding watching The Room. I still have stomach pains.

  • dudereally? 07.06.11 @ 9:13am

    great video, but is anyone else having problems seeing the last second of it?

  • Avigami 07.06.11 @ 9:10am

    Yup, this one made me tear up with laughter.

  • Colecovision 07.06.11 @ 8:48am

    Patton Oswaldt may be the funniest comedian of our generation, and not too proud to do some good slapstick nutshots, what a guy!

  • Mike 07.06.11 @ 7:54am

    Ah the classic foot in the groin joke. It’s always a sure thing! Even with Patton as the receiver.

  • AZ 07.06.11 @ 7:43am

    Patton Oswalt and 5sf…should be a stock32 collaboration from now on.

  • tiny 07.06.11 @ 6:00am

    Isn’t that the retarded polieceman?

  • Brian 07.06.11 @ 5:06am

    Oh, fuck, it’s Patton Oswalt.

    Now this is one of my favorite videos.

  • Grambo 07.06.11 @ 4:55am

    PATTON! 5sf! At long last, they are together and my life is fulfilled.

  • Cloven 07.06.11 @ 4:28am

    It’s no football to the groin, but it’ll do.

  • Dandy 07.06.11 @ 4:04am

    Okay dudes, this is great, pure excellence, but I need to get some insight into the creative process for videos as absurd as this in future okay? A behind the scenes, interview with the writers, actors, and the crew.

  • YES 07.06.11 @ 4:02am

    YES.It is a match made12 in HELL.

  • Indeed 07.06.11 @ 3:57am

    Political anaconda. Too perfect.

  • Ratatouille 07.06.11 @ 3:18am

    Nothing like inviting a guest then saying “hmmm ya we’re going to need to kick you in the balls for this one.”

  • carbine125 07.06.11 @ 3:11am

    Yaaayyy Celebrity guest

  • Weikan 07.06.11 @ 2:56am

    So slow, thanks Bentropy.

  • Weikan 07.06.11 @ 2:55am

    Who is dat guy?

  • Bentropy 07.06.11 @ 2:55am

    oh snap patton oswalt!

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