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My eighteen year old Border Collie mix still eats her breakfast from these treat dispensers every morning. It looks like a very expensive bag but is really a great deal! For once, a manufacturer went to obvious effort to make certain the manual was clear and coherent. Once you fool with it a few times it is easy and accurate. The decaf is delicious. The bad thing is that the rings tend to pop open often very easily. I rebel at the idea of buying digital copy and all the other garbage that I don’t need, and these were exactly what I needed. I wouldn’t buy anything other than the Canon ink tanks for my MP830 printer. I had to bend the bracket to get it to turn freely. Consistent and reliable results. Diabetic Recipes
It’s only at times like this that I wish 5SF was slower paced. I’m trying to see that awesome hand-motion Paul gave to him when he said “suck it”.
I don’t know, the “shit” in robodog might be better. But yea, this is awesome.
THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES !
Why does the entire cast have a tendency to throw things when they get distracted?
“Suck it”, best delivered line in 5sf history.
I need to sort59 my life out.
Needs more multiplier keys.
The Nutritionist is at the end of his rope with this shit.
gotta love the hand gesture. also, i really wanted to paul to throw up again.
@lukie That wasn’t a tapeworm.
utah, y’ain’t funny! and paul, was the hand motion necessary? i mean, it makes the whole video funny, but i’ve never seen someone do that and say “suck it” at the same time…
Dicks, I love to suck them
So, we meet again, my arch nemesis! Prepare to be bored to death by my obscure indie band music anthem!
You’ve lost again, Utah, and this time, it didn’t even take Firenzi to beat you. You once held34 some compotency, but no more.
@Arabian. High five!
i heart whale cock
No, dad! No!
F yes I’m diggin the costume.
to answer his question, it was because his alter-ego let that guy throw-up on him MULTIPLE times not more than a week ago. (that is Paul, right?)
It was like for two weeks, and she kept talking about her regularity.
no, but i do remember when keli went on the cayenne pepper lemon juice and maple syrup diet, and ate a tapeworm that she got from creed!
Anyone remember when Sandy went on the Cayenne pepper Lemon Juice Maple Syrup diet?
Ah, the Nutritionist. About as effective a superhero as Captain Cockblock and Spastic Colon Boy. And about as popular.
epic tong throwing.
@Wait Wait Wait haha you’re welcome!
@xxemiliahxx thanks! lol i though it was ” is That bomb Fresh and Organic?” at first that that would be stupid… >_> ..... <_< ...... 0_0 ..
@Wait Wait Wait he’s saying “is that farm fresh organic?”
what does he say? i heard This.. WAIT! is That ___ Fresh and organic?” wats the blank space
To answer his question, nobody respects you because your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
to answer his question, Because nobody cares about nutrition, if they did fast food joints would be out of buisness.
Wow he really hurls those tongs, awesome!
Nutritionist is not a protected term. The correct term is Dietician, which is the protected term. Anyone can call them selves a Nutritionist. Which makes the fact its a super hero calling himself that means it could be anyone…
Yo, you guys completely forgot about the real true essence of 5SFs, about epic stuff throwing, like that burger flipper… (awesome, by the way!)
You guys became him! You didn’t defeat him, HE defeated YOU! Just like Mr. Smith, when he takes power of the Oracle’s body by penetrating her torso with his right hand….
Nice video, btw!
And I still don’t know if I should comment on Utah being third, or about the video being ‘meh….’ for me today…meh
Utah has 2 videos showing how to comment first. Revealing everything about how he does it. So unless the first 2 are part of this game. I see another big step forward for that guy, which is created by you guys.
You guys are becoming like him. There is not even one single comment about the video yet & you call it Utah defeated.
YES! UTAH IS DEFEATED! lets give a hand77 to ‘from accounting’ and ‘pwned’.
And OT, I’ve been there before.
Your “Utah’d” versions are pretty damn stupid. You should leave the 5sf’s to the professionals…
its not really that we dont like you cause you smell like cabbage but more like we dont like cabbage cause it smells like you…..
Nobody loves me. I smell like cabbage.
Dude! I totally forgot about today’s 5sf >_< Well, there is always tomorrow.
Looks like Mr Utah,
(Puts on Sunglasses)
Just got mushroom stamped.
(Takes off sunglasses and has a party with Ron Burgendy and the cheetos dude.)
Johnny Utah, you suck. Just give up already… everyone hates you.
You know what they say A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.
Watch Utah’d version of “PartyGirl” http://youtu.be/D6kbTELoaYs
Random nonsensical statement that doesn’t actually pertain to the film at hand. Also, a youtube link.
No, Johnny Utah…. No…
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