Faster than a cayenne pepper-inspired bowel movement. More powerful than a fish diet rich in anti-oxidants! Able to leap tall stacks of health magazines with theories and research that cancel each other out...in a single bound!
It’s only at times like this that I wish 5SF was slower paced. I’m trying to see that awesome hand-motion Paul gave to him when he said “suck it”.
Robodog06.30.11 @ 6:35am
@Toasted
I don’t know, the “shit” in robodog might be better. But yea, this is awesome.
Not Numbered Fan!04.22.11 @ 7:48pm
THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES !
Gamegeneral11.29.10 @ 6:58am
Why does the entire cast have a tendency to throw things when they get distracted?
Toasted10.15.10 @ 11:54am
“Suck it”, best delivered line in 5sf history.
John Couper10.03.10 @ 10:36pm
I need to sort59 my life out.
See?08.09.10 @ 3:21pm
Needs more multiplier keys.
The Sentient Houseplant07.31.10 @ 11:26am
The Nutritionist is at the end of his rope with this shit.
tomcringle07.30.10 @ 1:30pm
gotta love the hand gesture. also, i really wanted to paul to throw up again.
Creed07.29.10 @ 6:09am
@lukie That wasn’t a tapeworm.
the one and only...07.29.10 @ 3:58am
utah, y’ain’t funny! and paul, was the hand motion necessary? i mean, it makes the whole video funny, but i’ve never seen someone do that and say “suck it” at the same time…
JU5SF07.28.10 @ 9:22pm
Dicks, I love to suck them
HipsterSuperman07.28.10 @ 5:54pm
So, we meet again, my arch nemesis! Prepare to be bored to death by my obscure indie band music anthem!
Omega07.28.10 @ 5:35pm
You’ve lost again, Utah, and this time, it didn’t even take Firenzi to beat you. You once held34 some compotency, but no more.
Arabian07.28.10 @ 3:43pm
Go OPS!
OPS07.28.10 @ 3:41pm
@Arabian. High five!
JU5SF07.28.10 @ 3:37pm
i heart whale cock
Timmy Utah07.28.10 @ 2:18pm
No, dad! No!
dev07.28.10 @ 1:43pm
F yes I’m diggin the costume.
It's Paul!07.28.10 @ 12:06pm
to answer his question, it was because his alter-ego let that guy throw-up on him MULTIPLE times not more than a week ago. (that is Paul, right?)
Arabian07.28.10 @ 12:03pm
It was like for two weeks, and she kept talking about her regularity.
lukie07.28.10 @ 11:57am
no, but i do remember when keli went on the cayenne pepper lemon juice and maple syrup diet, and ate a tapeworm that she got from creed!
Arabian07.28.10 @ 10:47am
Anyone remember when Sandy went on the Cayenne pepper Lemon Juice Maple Syrup diet?
Ah, the Nutritionist. About as effective a superhero as Captain Cockblock and Spastic Colon Boy. And about as popular.
MrSpinkleswirth07.28.10 @ 9:01am
epic tong throwing.
xxemiliahxx07.28.10 @ 7:35am
@Wait Wait Wait haha you’re welcome!
Wait Wait Wait07.28.10 @ 6:51am
@xxemiliahxx thanks! lol i though it was ” is That bomb Fresh and Organic?” at first that that would be stupid… >_> ..... <_< ...... 0_0 ..
xxemiliahxx07.28.10 @ 6:27am
@Wait Wait Wait he’s saying “is that farm fresh organic?”
Wait Wait Wait07.28.10 @ 6:20am
what does he say? i heard This.. WAIT! is That ___ Fresh and organic?” wats the blank space
Sarcastic Name07.28.10 @ 5:55am
To answer his question, nobody respects you because your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
YOU LOSE THE INTERNET!!!07.28.10 @ 5:15am
to answer his question, Because nobody cares about nutrition, if they did fast food joints would be out of buisness.
Cloven07.28.10 @ 3:42am
Wow he really hurls those tongs, awesome!
GraveZombie07.28.10 @ 3:18am
Nutritionist is not a protected term. The correct term is Dietician, which is the protected term. Anyone can call them selves a Nutritionist. Which makes the fact its a super hero calling himself that means it could be anyone…
St-Ban07.28.10 @ 3:11am
Yo, you guys completely forgot about the real true essence of 5SFs, about epic stuff throwing, like that burger flipper… (awesome, by the way!)
You guys became him! You didn’t defeat him, HE defeated YOU! Just like Mr. Smith, when he takes power of the Oracle’s body by penetrating her torso with his right hand….
Nice video, btw!
Totti07.28.10 @ 2:00am
And I still don’t know if I should comment on Utah being third, or about the video being ‘meh….’ for me today…meh
Damie07.28.10 @ 12:42am
Utah has 2 videos showing how to comment first. Revealing everything about how he does it. So unless the first 2 are part of this game. I see another big step forward for that guy, which is created by you guys.
You guys are becoming like him. There is not even one single comment about the video yet & you call it Utah defeated.
Herring!07.28.10 @ 12:14am
YES! UTAH IS DEFEATED! lets give a hand77 to ‘from accounting’ and ‘pwned’.
And OT, I’ve been there before.
Nave07.28.10 @ 12:00am
Your “Utah’d” versions are pretty damn stupid. You should leave the 5sf’s to the professionals…
Decadency07.27.10 @ 11:54pm
its not really that we dont like you cause you smell like cabbage but more like we dont like cabbage cause it smells like you…..
JU5SF07.27.10 @ 11:36pm
Nobody loves me. I smell like cabbage.
LuisN07.27.10 @ 11:09pm
Dude! I totally forgot about today’s 5sf >_< Well, there is always tomorrow.
IcarusReloaded07.27.10 @ 11:08pm
Looks like Mr Utah,
(Puts on Sunglasses)
Just got mushroom stamped.
(Takes off sunglasses and has a party with Ron Burgendy and the cheetos dude.)
Pwned07.27.10 @ 11:02pm
Johnny Utah, you suck. Just give up already… everyone hates you.
JU5SF07.27.10 @ 11:00pm
You know what they say A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.
Comments
It’s only at times like this that I wish 5SF was slower paced. I’m trying to see that awesome hand-motion Paul gave to him when he said “suck it”.
@Toasted
I don’t know, the “shit” in robodog might be better. But yea, this is awesome.
THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES !
Why does the entire cast have a tendency to throw things when they get distracted?
“Suck it”, best delivered line in 5sf history.
I need to sort59 my life out.
Needs more multiplier keys.
The Nutritionist is at the end of his rope with this shit.
gotta love the hand gesture. also, i really wanted to paul to throw up again.
@lukie That wasn’t a tapeworm.
utah, y’ain’t funny! and paul, was the hand motion necessary? i mean, it makes the whole video funny, but i’ve never seen someone do that and say “suck it” at the same time…
Dicks, I love to suck them
So, we meet again, my arch nemesis! Prepare to be bored to death by my obscure indie band music anthem!
You’ve lost again, Utah, and this time, it didn’t even take Firenzi to beat you. You once held34 some compotency, but no more.
Go OPS!
@Arabian. High five!
i heart whale cock
No, dad! No!
F yes I’m diggin the costume.
to answer his question, it was because his alter-ego let that guy throw-up on him MULTIPLE times not more than a week ago. (that is Paul, right?)
It was like for two weeks, and she kept talking about her regularity.
no, but i do remember when keli went on the cayenne pepper lemon juice and maple syrup diet, and ate a tapeworm that she got from creed!
Anyone remember when Sandy went on the Cayenne pepper Lemon Juice Maple Syrup diet?
Coincidence?
http://partiallyclips.com/
Ah, the Nutritionist. About as effective a superhero as Captain Cockblock and Spastic Colon Boy. And about as popular.
epic tong throwing.
@Wait Wait Wait haha you’re welcome!
@xxemiliahxx thanks! lol i though it was ” is That bomb Fresh and Organic?” at first that that would be stupid… >_> ..... <_< ...... 0_0 ..
@Wait Wait Wait he’s saying “is that farm fresh organic?”
what does he say? i heard This.. WAIT! is That ___ Fresh and organic?” wats the blank space
To answer his question, nobody respects you because your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
to answer his question, Because nobody cares about nutrition, if they did fast food joints would be out of buisness.
Wow he really hurls those tongs, awesome!
Nutritionist is not a protected term. The correct term is Dietician, which is the protected term. Anyone can call them selves a Nutritionist. Which makes the fact its a super hero calling himself that means it could be anyone…
Yo, you guys completely forgot about the real true essence of 5SFs, about epic stuff throwing, like that burger flipper… (awesome, by the way!)
You guys became him! You didn’t defeat him, HE defeated YOU! Just like Mr. Smith, when he takes power of the Oracle’s body by penetrating her torso with his right hand….
Nice video, btw!
And I still don’t know if I should comment on Utah being third, or about the video being ‘meh….’ for me today…meh
Utah has 2 videos showing how to comment first. Revealing everything about how he does it. So unless the first 2 are part of this game. I see another big step forward for that guy, which is created by you guys.
You guys are becoming like him. There is not even one single comment about the video yet & you call it Utah defeated.
YES! UTAH IS DEFEATED! lets give a hand77 to ‘from accounting’ and ‘pwned’.
And OT, I’ve been there before.
Your “Utah’d” versions are pretty damn stupid. You should leave the 5sf’s to the professionals…
its not really that we dont like you cause you smell like cabbage but more like we dont like cabbage cause it smells like you…..
Nobody loves me. I smell like cabbage.
Dude! I totally forgot about today’s 5sf >_< Well, there is always tomorrow.
Looks like Mr Utah,
(Puts on Sunglasses)
Just got mushroom stamped.
(Takes off sunglasses and has a party with Ron Burgendy and the cheetos dude.)
Johnny Utah, you suck. Just give up already… everyone hates you.
You know what they say A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.
Watch Utah’d version of “PartyGirl” http://youtu.be/D6kbTELoaYs
Random nonsensical statement that doesn’t actually pertain to the film at hand. Also, a youtube link.
No, Johnny Utah…. No…