The Man Who Knows Everything There Is To Know About Women
And literally nothing about anything else.
Signe1.23.09 @ 2:24pm
I’m a woman and I have to say… It’s strange, but, all this information seems to be inaccurate!
CJ2.05.09 @ 4:47pm
You have to admit part two is spot on, though.
somedude2.11.09 @ 1:56pm
There’s no tea in this. I blame women.
Zebulon2.16.09 @ 1:32pm
A woman WOULD think its inaccurate.
chase "c-dizzle" daseler3.01.09 @ 12:39pm
I can’t explain why, but the “women are from canada” bit was the only one that made me laugh.
I think it has something to do with the way he finds canada on the map.
Herring!3.08.09 @ 7:15am
wow . . . THEY’RE SPACE ALIENS!
EFG3.14.09 @ 7:17pm
I tried number 2, and the next day she wouldn’t answer my calls…
Hich4.11.09 @ 9:36pm
Chase - The self assured little nod is what gets me. Pure genius.
Earthbreaker6.15.09 @ 3:24am
So THAT’S what the menstrual cycle’s for!
Heh, I’ve got red13 this time (FFVII? RedXIII? anyone?)
SilentScreams6.25.09 @ 3:23pm
Damnit, he found out we’re all space aliens!!
Silly7.02.09 @ 3:36am
I don’t care ‘bout zodiac signs…
So, it means I’m no alien…
Does it mean I’m no woman?
[decision84]
Anbgroorg7.07.09 @ 8:14am
HUP, you caught us!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, now we can proceed to suck your juices out with our mouths, formerly known as vaginae.
That One Chick8.24.09 @ 10:01am
He’s trapped forever bwahahahahahahaha!
TheFlaminGinger9.07.09 @ 4:23pm
Hmm… That explains why my girlfriend f***s me over once a month. It’s a good thing I’m bi…
I It's only rape if you yell suprise..9.11.09 @ 6:27pm
really ginger? you had to give us that info? fine..ima reply to that cuz im suprised noone did yet.
no such thing as bi. you get rear ended by a guy? “yes” then your a fucking gay. don’t use the chick thing as an excuse. yes im homo phobic, alot are.
Snerg11.14.09 @ 6:58pm
He knows too much. Fellow women, KILL HIM.
Light11.21.09 @ 9:51am
Don’t run away screaming… they might chase after you and beat you… o_o
sara12.06.09 @ 7:17pm
anyone find it ironic that this is said over a soprano singing opera?
mexA12.09.09 @ 8:29pm
Is that the same opera it plays in The Shawshank Redemption?
Morpheus12.12.09 @ 11:08pm
EVERY SINGLE ONE of those is true.
BobBobman12.16.09 @ 7:54pm
All of those things are true. And yet, we will let them kill us all anyway.
Lawl!1.16.10 @ 11:52pm
Oh, Brian. What DON’T you know about women?
Joe2.11.10 @ 5:25am
Haha.. reminds me of Kevin Rudd.
Song Plox2.25.10 @ 12:32pm
Does anyone know the name of the song used in this video? Would appreciate the help :>
Signe1.23.09 @ 2:24pm
I’m a woman and I have to say… It’s strange, but, all this information seems to be inaccurate!
CJ2.05.09 @ 4:47pm
You have to admit part two is spot on, though.
somedude2.11.09 @ 1:56pm
There’s no tea in this. I blame women.
Zebulon2.16.09 @ 1:32pm
A woman WOULD think its inaccurate.
chase "c-dizzle" daseler3.01.09 @ 12:39pm
I can’t explain why, but the “women are from canada” bit was the only one that made me laugh.
I think it has something to do with the way he finds canada on the map.
Herring!3.08.09 @ 7:15am
wow . . . THEY’RE SPACE ALIENS!
EFG3.14.09 @ 7:17pm
I tried number 2, and the next day she wouldn’t answer my calls…
Hich4.11.09 @ 9:36pm
Chase - The self assured little nod is what gets me. Pure genius.
Earthbreaker6.15.09 @ 3:24am
So THAT’S what the menstrual cycle’s for!
Heh, I’ve got red13 this time (FFVII? RedXIII? anyone?)
SilentScreams6.25.09 @ 3:23pm
Damnit, he found out we’re all space aliens!!
Silly7.02.09 @ 3:36am
I don’t care ‘bout zodiac signs…
So, it means I’m no alien…
Does it mean I’m no woman?
[decision84]
Anbgroorg7.07.09 @ 8:14am
HUP, you caught us!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, now we can proceed to suck your juices out with our mouths, formerly known as vaginae.
That One Chick8.24.09 @ 10:01am
He’s trapped forever bwahahahahahahaha!
TheFlaminGinger9.07.09 @ 4:23pm
Hmm… That explains why my girlfriend f***s me over once a month. It’s a good thing I’m bi…
I It's only rape if you yell suprise..9.11.09 @ 6:27pm
really ginger? you had to give us that info? fine..ima reply to that cuz im suprised noone did yet.
no such thing as bi. you get rear ended by a guy? “yes” then your a fucking gay. don’t use the chick thing as an excuse. yes im homo phobic, alot are.
Snerg11.14.09 @ 6:58pm
He knows too much. Fellow women, KILL HIM.
Light11.21.09 @ 9:51am
Don’t run away screaming… they might chase after you and beat you… o_o
sara12.06.09 @ 7:17pm
anyone find it ironic that this is said over a soprano singing opera?
mexA12.09.09 @ 8:29pm
Is that the same opera it plays in The Shawshank Redemption?
Morpheus12.12.09 @ 11:08pm
EVERY SINGLE ONE of those is true.
BobBobman12.16.09 @ 7:54pm
All of those things are true. And yet, we will let them kill us all anyway.
Lawl!1.16.10 @ 11:52pm
Oh, Brian. What DON’T you know about women?
Joe2.11.10 @ 5:25am
Haha.. reminds me of Kevin Rudd.
Song Plox2.25.10 @ 12:32pm
Does anyone know the name of the song used in this video? Would appreciate the help :>
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