Films

  • Halloween Costume

    685

    Better than "Slutty Ghost" anyway. Not that this would be an issue.

  • Attention Shoppers

    637

    In case you were wondering, yes, the grocery store clerk really is saying a complete, grammatically correct sentence over the intercom. Any...

  • An American in New York

    22

    Later, he was asked for directions to 5th and Broadway, and proceeded to bullshit an entire family into somehow taking a Central Park...

  • Great Comeback

    948

    ​He said it. He couldn't take it back. Goobity-Dop. Those fateful syllables hung in the thick summer air like a chandelier of daggers held...

  • Sex Kitten

    819

    He seemed so innocent when she got him at the pound. Little did she know he was raised by whores. Nice whores, mind you, just whores who...

  • Woolthorp v. Pendergrast

    3003

    Incidentally, the source of their duel was over the level of irony in Dante's "Divine Comedy."

  • Escape Artist

    26

    ​The real magic trick is how they're still married. Wanna know how they pulled off that fantasmical illusion? Well, normally a magician...

  • Fastest Feathers In The West

    20613

    ​He slandered his lady, kilt his steed, but worst of all - he lied about the thread count on the down comforter he sold him. Blood, my...